What Is Your Penis Type?

[Studlover (imported)]

The Excedrin Penis: It's thhhhiiiiiisssss big.

The Snickers Penis: It satisfies you.

The Magnavox Penis: Smart. Very Smart.

The Life Call Penis: Its fallen and it can't get up.

The American Express Penis: Don't leave home without it.

The Tootsie Roll Pop Penis: How many licks DOES it take...?

The M & M Penis: Melts in your mouth, not in your hand.

The Lucky Charms Penis: It's magically delicious.

The Energizer Penis: It keeps going and going...

The Right Guard Penis: Anything less is uncivilized.

The Campbells Soup Penis: Mmm mmm good.

The Kix Penis: Kid tested, mother aproved.

The McDonald's Penis: Over 8 billion served.

The Tombstone Penis: What would you like on your penis?

The Ragu Penis: Comes out chunkier than the rest.

The Cobain Penis: It blows itself away.

The All-State Penis: You're in good hands.

The 7-Up Penis: The UN-penis.

The Barq's Penis: The one with bite.

The Beef Penis: It's what's for dinner.

The Bud Lite Penis: Great Taste, Less Filling.

The Transformers Penis: It's more than meets the eye.

The Twizzler Penis: It makes mouths happy.

The Sega Penis: PENIS!

The Starburst Penis: The juice is loose.

The Timex Penis: Takes a lickin' and keeps on...

The Burger King Penis: Have it your way, right away.

The Flinstones Vitamins Penis: 10 million strong and growing.

The Wendy's Penis: Where's the beef?

The Lay's Penis: Betcha can't eat just one.

The Little Ceaser's Penis: Penis!! Penis!!

The Mortal Kombat Penis: Nothing can prepare you.

The Bounty Penis: The quicker picker-upper.

The Street Fighter II Penis: Matt, stop, you're getting too good.

The Domino's Pizza Penis: Deliver's in 30 min or less.

The Rice Krispies Penis: What does your penis say to you?

The Extra Penis: Lasts an extra extra long time.

The Charmin Penis: Dont squeeze the penis!

The Beatles Penis: Now a quarter smaller than it used to be.

The Oasis Penis: Thinks it's the Beatles penis.

The Windows '95 Penis: If you ask it to do too much, it'll crash.

The Virginia Slims Penis: You've come a long way, baby.

The Secret Penis: Strong enough for a man, ph balanced for a woman.

The Micro Machine Penis: A whole world, in the palm of your hand.

The Sanka Penis: Good to the last drop.

The Payday Penis: Its almost totally nuts!

The Yellow Pages Penis: Let your fingers do the walkin'.

The Reeses Penis: How do you eat your penis?

The Beavis Penis: Look! it's changing color!

[n3rf (imported)]

Not sure which one got. All I know it is getting smaller each day and if I wake up one day and I don't see it without a magnifier - well that would be the day.N3RF

[homptydumpty (imported)]

The ones who I may have told too much know.

The Cobain Penis: It blows itself away.

Literally.

z

[Riverwind (imported)]

The Life Call Penis, there are others that fit as well,

Thank you again for a great post.

River

[Dave (imported)]

how about "still crazy after all these years"

[kb57z (imported)]

I'm surprised that no-one has thought of the Microsoft Penis....

Where do you want to go today?

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

You forgot the dead, rigamortis penis as emplefied by me, River, Uncle Flo, Jesus and all us senior citizens. I'd include Kristoff but his age isn't listed so I assume he still has his youth.

[Studlover (imported)]

You forgot the dead, rigamortis penis as emplefied by me, River, Uncle Flo, Jesus and all us senior citizens. I'd include Kristoff but his age isn't listed so I assume he still has his youth.

Mac, For Kristoff age wouldn't matter if he still has his youth or not...what matters is that he has his Red Habit! (Studlover looks over his shoulders).

Studlover

[Riverwind (imported)]

You forgot the dead, rigamortis penis as emplefied by me, River, Uncle Flo, Jesus and all us senior citizens. I'd include Kristoff but his age isn't listed so I assume he still has his youth.

Yep thats us.

River

[Studlover (imported)]

I'm surprised that no-one has thought of the Microsoft Penis....

Where do you want to go today?

I would the Microsoft Penis would be : It crashes daily.

Studlover