Your EA Holiday Nutcracker

[Paolo]

This is, without a doubt, the best way to get those annoying English Walnuts out of their shells!



Click here for an image of how to open an English Walnut Paolo's way! (http://www.eunuch.org/holidaygraphics/p ... lnutLR.JPG)

[Boots (imported)]

Cool! Thanks for the smile it gave me this morning. It is interesting, however, that seeing the burdizzo attached to a walnut brought back the same memories and feelings of the burdizzo attached to my nuts as it castrated me and entered me into the great and wonderful eunuch world.

[Charlieje (imported)]

You're sick, Paolo! I think I'm in love!:D

[Paolo]

Thanks, glad you liked it.

:p

[richard31uk (imported)]

i finally manage to write this when i stopped the tears of laughter rolling down my face

that is one of the funniest pics i have seen in a long time

[Gerslave (imported)]

Quite good idea. But what's about the hazel-nuts. I think the number of this burdizzo would not fit for these dammed small (and polished) hazel-nuts. Perhaps we have to use a specific tool (file e.g.) to make the nut more rough and then the burdizzo can do the final job. Any ideas....?