Woman cuts of dead husband's penis and preserves it

[SplitDik (imported)]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006420225,00.html

Grieving wife sliced off willy

September 12, 2006

A WIFE aged 65 chopped off her dead husband’s willy in hospital — so she could keep it in a pickling jar as a souvenir.

Uta Schneider used a butcher’s knife to hack off the “treasured” manhood. She wrapped it in foil and put it in a lunchbox — next to gherkins.

But she was spotted by a nurse and arrested in Stuttgart, Germany. She is accused of mutilation.

Uta was wed to Heinrich, 68, for 35 years.

She told police: “It was his best asset and gave me so much pleasure.

“I wanted to pickle it for eternity — he would have wanted it. We called it his joystick. I wanted it to remember him by.”

[Uncle Flo (imported)]

I think they should let her keep it. After 35 together years she has a good claim. There are several people that want mine after I've died. They'll have to fight over it. I won't be in a position to argue about it! --FLO--