Just a bit of fun.

[colin (imported)]

I know that this is not quite right for the EA, but ...

Did you know that they finally caught Bin Laden.

Apparently they sprayed the mountain where they thought he was hiding with Viagra - and the little prick just popped up.

LOL

[Andrew (imported)]

I know that this is not quite right for the EA, but ...

Did you know that they finally caught Bin Laden.

Apparently they sprayed the mountain where they thought he was hiding with Viagra - and the little prick just popped up.

LOL

I've also heard that Bin Laden has found a new use for his mule. Transportation.

[SplitDick (imported)]

Someone else (sorry, forgot who) posted this great idea on the board, but the post was lost ... so I'll repost:

Suggestion for a suitable punishment for Bin Laden -- give him a forceable sex change and then make him live as a woman under the laws of the Taliban.

Imagine taking all those Taliban guys who hate and oppress women and forceably turning them into women! great idea!

[A-1 (imported)]

Oh great split one,

It has been done for you. Please check out

http://www.zthing.com/zthings/player.ph ... 20Pie&ID=1

Now, also our "globe trotting" "little buttie" has a "swan song" to sing to all of us. Please enjoy if it pleases you a rousing rendition of a song stolen from Willie Nelson with lyrics changed to protect the guilty.

http://www.madblast.com/flash_shows/on_ ... _again.cfm

(This takes time to load but it is well worth the wait.)

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest his beard and may he inherit a 1000 room cave and be found dead in every room.

(It could of happened today when they dropped that "Daisey Cutter" in the cave complex at Tora Bora.

Now try not to laugh so hard that you split something important!



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[A-1 (imported)]

A man is traveling through the desert of Afghanistan when he comes upon a Taliban Fighter lying on the ground stark naked with a hard-on sticking straight up in the air. He asks the Rag-head what he is doing, to which the camel jockey replies, "I'm telling the time." The man tells the Afghan that he doesn't believe it, so the Afghan tells him that it is 1:00. The man looks at his watch and is amazed to find that it is exactly 1:00. He travels a bit longer until he comes upon another naked Afghan lying on the ground with a hard-on sticking straight up. He asks this Afghan what he is doing and he too replies that he is telling the time. He tells the Afghan to prove it and the Afghan tells him that it is 2:00. The man looks at his watch and once again is amazed that the time is correct. He continues his trek through the desert until he comes across a Rag-head lying naked in the sand, masturbating. He asks this Afghan, "And what the hell are you doing?" To which the Afghan replies, "I'm winding my watch."

[A-1 (imported)]

There was a midget down in Texas who complained to his buddy that his testicles ached almost all the time. As he was always complaining about his problem, his friend finally suggested that he go to the doctor to see what

could be done to relieve the problem. The midget took his advice and went to the doctor and told him what the problem was. The doctor told him to

drop his pants and he would have a look. The midget dropped his pants.

The doctor put him up onto the examining table, and started to examine

him. The doc put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough--the usual method to check for a hernia. "Aha!" mumbled the doc and putting his finger under the right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again. "Aha!" said the doctor and reached for his surgical scissors. Snip, snip, snip, snip on the right side then snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip on the left side. The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The Doctor then told the midget to pull up his pants see if they still ached. The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around the doc's office and discovered his testicles were no longer aching. Gee, what did you do, Doc?" he asked. The doc replied, "I cut two inches off the tops of your cowboy

boots.

Paolo, this has NOTHING with you on the wooden horse, either.

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[A-1 (imported)]

The NFL announced today that for the financial reasons, they had to eliminate one team from the league. So, they've decided to combine the Green Bay Packers and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and form one team, therefore saving jobs. They will be known as the TAMPACKS. Unfortunately, they're only good for one period and have no second string.

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[colin (imported)]

Not to be outdone ....

There was this IT geek who was riding a bicycle when he met one of his colleagues. "Hey, where did you get the flash bike?" the second one asked.

"Oh, I was walking through the park the other day when this woman rode up, dropped the bike to the ground, tore off all her clothes and said I could take whatever I liked".

The second replied, "I think you made the right choice, the clothes probably would not have fit you".

LOL

[Paolo]

A-1,

Are you implying that I'm short?

[Kelly_2 (imported)]

Here is one from Robby that I saved before the old messages in the Archive evaporated:

Robby (06-14-2001 09:55 p.m.):

(I don't know how they wrote this with a straight face. This apparently was a real memo sent at a computer company to its employees in all seriousness... This memo is from an unnamed computer company. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo was quite serious. The engineers rolled on the floor!)

INSTRUCTIONS ON REPLACING MOUSE BALLS:

Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit). Therefore, if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel.

Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls.

Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacture of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop-off method. Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist-off method.

Mouse balls are not usually static-sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge.

Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately. It is recommended each replacer have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.

Any customer missing his balls should contact the local personnel in charge of removing and replacing these necessary items.

Love,

Kelly