Hidden Testes

[shortmac (imported)]

For now...I would like my testes to draw up hopefully out of sight...or at least as much as possible. I would also like to have my scrotum as tight as possible.

Does anyone know of a medicine or herb that will help me accomplish this.

I hate having testes and being able to see them but at this particular time I am not in a position to get rid of them.

Thanks.

[numnuts (imported)]

Hidden testes, crouching dragon. If you crouch down, your testicles shall be hidden. Do not scoot, or you will get road rash.

-Mao Tse Tung, and Kung Fu 2 U2-

Abe Vigoda, Psalm 2:4 69 Booooo Yaaaah!