One Day in the Life of a Wolf - Memorial 7-25-20

[kristoff]

This Sunday two Mormon missionaries are coming by to visit me. Should I be worried?

I usually hit on them.... Never get anywhere, but always fun to see the reactions.

[Paolo]

They only want money. Tell 'em to hit the road.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Every two months or so I run into a small problem: where to dispose of my used insulin syringes. The pharmacies here no longer take them. Fire stations supposedly take them but there is not one close to me. Today I planned on giving them to the local hospital: I figured they could put them in their huge medical waste container. However, the hospital said NO. In desperation, I asked some paramedics there if they knew of a place and they said, "Yes, we'll dispose of them for you." Hooray.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

I have good news or bad news, depending on your point of view. Within two weeks I will have been baptized by the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.

Is it too late for an exorcism - heheheheh

[tugon (imported)]

I have good news or bad news, depending on your point of view. Within two weeks I will have been baptized by the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.

Is it too late for an exorcism - heheheheh

I have some young missionaries living close to me and they continued to try to involve me in conversation. At first I politely told them my walks with my dog are my times of peace and contemplation. This did not work so I would just ignore them. They did not let up and one day I acted a little crazy and told them I was getting a restraining order against them. They claimed they were a different group and I had not spoken to them before. I then told them "well hell you all dress alike". Post a picture in your new magic underwear.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Magic underwear?

[OneBallBoi (imported)]

Yes Magic underwear for you.. They are pink in color.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Yes Magic underwear for you.. They are pink in color.

Hell, if pink magic underwear gets more food on my table, I'll take them happily

[OneBallBoi (imported)]

Did I say they had frills on them? You would look so good in them. And yes Riverwind would love to see you in them. TeeHeee

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

I walked to my pharmacy in 100 degree heat and found out my two prescriptions will cost a whopping 48 cents.