One Day in the Life of a Wolf - Memorial 7-25-20

[Riverwind (imported)]

Food is a good thing, I have found sense I quit smoking food tastes better which is part of the reason I am now 100 lbs over weight.

River

[jcat (imported)]

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman (1903) act 1

The only remedy is more exercise!

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman (1903) act 1

The only remedy is more exercise!

Exercise OMG that's a dirty word.

I'm a wee bit overweight, not sure how much. I weigh 220 and I'm 6' 2"

On the plus side, I think I'm almost over whatever caused my severe stomach cramps.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Today was unusual. I awoke to find my keyboard and mouse non functioning hence I couldn't turn on my computer. I took a bus to buy batteries and when I got home, I put new ones in keyboard and mouse. Still, they didn't work. I took two buses to Best Buy where I bought the computer. The tech said my keyboard was working fine but said I had the batteries in backwards. I took two buses home. I tried out my keyboard & mouse again = no effect. Finally, I unplugged everything and let it reboot. After it rebooted, everything worked like normal.

The best laid plans of mice, men and senile werewolves.....

[Dave (imported)]

I've played that game with my computers more than once or twice.

[Sweetpickle (imported)]

You should find a 10 year old to act as your resident geek.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Most days are worth living but today sucks: I awoke with the intention of going grocery shopping in my old hood. I went out the door with my shopping cart but suddenly realized I had forgotten my keys & wallet and worse, had

locked myself out of the apartment.

I also realized I was locked in the backyard with no way to get out. The walls enclosing my yard were too tall to climb for an old fart of 67. I tried calling fort help but no one on the street could hear my pleads.

I finally deduced the only way out for me was to break a window to get back in. I did that but I was too big to squeeze through. Fortunately, the girl next door volunteered to crawl through my window and let me in.

I immediately called a glass place and they sent out a repair guy. He quoted me $233 to replace the double pane window. I said ok and gave him a $40 deposit. It should be fixed by tomorrow.

I next called my landlord and told him what happened. He said he'd make a duplicate key to keep in a lockbox I can hide in the back yard.

Maybe I'll go shopping tomorrow.

[Sweetpickle (imported)]

Was your maiden name Job ?

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Was your maiden name Job ?

LOL, actually, I think Job had it worse than I

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Glass man came, fixed my window and charged me $100 less. He said it was the 'old buzzard discount'