One Day in the Life of a Wolf - Memorial 7-25-20

[Dave (imported)]

I suspect its a small tin packed tight with Cod, Flounder, Shrimp and other tiny assholes. Little watertight sphincters...

I'd hate to see shark ass and whale ass...

"A whale of a tail, I'll tell you lad, a whale of a tail or two..."

"It was thaaaaaaaaaaaaattt big!!!"

[gareth19 (imported)]

How did they get such big fish assholes in the cans to begin with?

They only can the little ones. The big ones run for public office on the Republican ticket.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

They only can the little ones. The big ones run for public office on the Republican ticket.

To be more accurate, the big ones run for public office on any ticket...hence all politicians are assholes.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Jeanette now has her ankle bracelet. She is technically under house arrest and cannot leave the house or yard except to go to school or court

[Sweetpickle (imported)]

That doesn't actually sound like a good deal for you.

To bad you aren't mean enough to not take her.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

The police were just at my house. They said Monty needs to clean up my backyard and his motor home needs to be gone in a week or I go to jail. How I'm going to afford to move his motor home is anybody's guess.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

I just got off the phone with

the City Attorney. He said to call a towing company to tow away Monty's motor home. He said the expense of the towing would be Monty's responsibility.

I'll give it a try.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Early this morning, I went to the ER with chest pains. After telling me nada for several hours but giving me hordes of tests, I was told (1) my heart is as healthy as a horse and (2) that my symptoms were probably just stress.

Strange, what do I have to be stressed over?

Heheheheh

[OneBallBoi (imported)]

It is simple Mac... Evict them.. Why should you be using your limited funds to take care of three non relatives. Throw them out.. You have to bite the bullet and do it.

[OneBallBoi (imported)]

Is Wolfie OK? Is his computer broken again? Is he ill? He has not posted in days.