One Day in the Life of a Wolf - Memorial 7-25-20

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

My friend Terry came by my house at 6:50 am to remind me that a local church was serving breakfast at 7:00 am. We both walked over there and had coffee, scrambled eggs and a biscuit. They did have one other food item that I "refused" to touch - grits. Most times, I can't even stand to look at a plate of grits. The U.S.A.F. tried to get me to eat grits, they failed too.

A perfect breakfast, for me, is two eggs over medium, hash browns, sausage and sourdough toast.

I've eaten worse breakfasts than the above but I'll never resort to grits nor hominy

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

This is an interesting year for me. I'm 64 years old and 64 was the year I graduated from high school. Hopefully there's a cosmic significance in that

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

I let Monty in to use the bathroom so he wouldn't do a number 2 in the backyard. Just before he left, he ripped off Liz's aluminium cans she was planning to turn in for food.

Last I saw Monty, Liz was beating him.

[Uncle Flo (imported)]

I let Monty in to use the bathroom so he wouldn't do a number 2 in the backyard. Just before he left, he ripped off Liz's aluminium cans she was planning to turn in for food.

Last I saw Monty, Liz was beating him.

You could probably sell tickets to that event. --FLO--

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

You could probably sell tickets to that event. --FLO--

If only I had the business sense Uncle Flo has. Next time a similar event happens, I'll certainly take advantage of it.

Hmmm I wonder if there's residuals involved

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

I needed exercise last night so I put on my Godzilla suit and tore Monty's new shack apart

It felt good.

[kristoff]

I needed exercise last night so I put on my Godzilla suit and tore Monty's new shack apart

It felt good.

what happened to his camper?

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

His camper is still in my driveway but he used to go out to his shack to play music or play his drums.

Last night, he drummed from 3:00 am to 6:00 am. I cut off his electricity at 3:30 am

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Monty had to pay penance today: he had used up all of my duct tape so he fixed the broken window in my bedroom with a sheet of plexiglass.

I love it. The two cats HATE it They used to like sitting in he window every night as I froze.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Monty's window fix was temporary: the cats tore off the duct tape and regained access to "their" window.

On the plus side, my small check came in early so I bought a few groceries and went out and had a decent sit down dinner and enjoyed a bottle of Newcastle Brown Ale.