One Day in the Life of a Wolf - Memorial 7-25-20

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

DO NOT pay him until the job is completed to your satisfaction, please. And make sure to step into the back yard to supervise before he leaves with the truck.

Understood Lurker. I hope he takes everything in the backyard. Nothing back there now but ashes and Monty's junk

[Eunuken (imported)]

Make sure he leaves the Back Yard though.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

I'm glad I didn't shell out any money yet as the truck to haul away all Monty's junk never arrived.

What was that quote about "the best laid plans of mice, men and wolves"

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Today, Del, the guy getting the truck, came by saying he'd be here Wednesday. I'll wait and see.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

On the PLUS side, the truck arrived and Monty's junk is being hauled away as I speak

On the NEGATVE side, that *&#@%$ hacker knew just when to hit us today.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

I just tried walking out my back door to hang up my laundry and Monty was laying there blocking the door. We had a short yelling match and now I'm a nervous wreck and shaking like a leaf.

I called the cops to remove him just now.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

The cops refused to move Monty off my back porch saying it wasn't a police matter.

Damn lazy assed cops.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

The first truckload of trash, from my backyard, was supposedly dumped in an abandoned field. The second load had to be taken to the dump at a cost of $50 to me. I can't afford a third load ATM but the backyard looks a helluva lot better than it has in years - woo hoo

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Monty has built himself a sturdy shack in my backyard in the far back corner. He's asked for electricity but I replied, "No Fracking way."

Just now when I tried to get out my back door, he was laying on the porch blocking my door AGAIN.

I'd call the cops but they're about as helpful as tits on a boar.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Well, if you count the cost of the truck rental, the gas and paying a guy to load it all has cost me $185 to date.

In one sense, it's good to have all of Monty's junk gone.

On the other side (apologies to TheOtherSide) $180 is a lot of money for my income.

Everything costs except my sexual services to women

Now, if I only knew any women.