One Day in the Life of a Wolf - Memorial 7-25-20

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

YARD SALE

Liz is holding a yard sale for me today. Knicknacks, cookbooks, mom's dresses, mom's blouses, her winter coats, her record albums, etc

By 6:30pm, our Yard Sale had netted $4.00.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

The Cable Guy

The Time-Warner Cable Guy arrived at 10:00am to change my phone service from Verizon to Time-Warner. By the time he was almost finished he said, "you now have phone service." However, the new modem and my computer couldn't agree on an IP number.

It seems now that I will have two modems: one for Internet and one for my phone.

Does that sound reasonable?

[The Lurker (imported)]

As long as they are not charging you more for the extra modem, it is no big deal...

[bobbie (imported)]

The Cable Guy

The Time-Warner Cable Guy arrived at 10:00am to change my phone service from Verizon to Time-Warner. By the time he was almost finished he said, "you now have phone service." However, the new modem and my computer couldn't agree on an IP number.

It seems now that I will have two modems: one for Internet and one for my phone.

Does that sound reasonable?

You should only need one modem. You will need a router to make the computer to run.

[Riverwind (imported)]

MacWolf, if it works and your not being charged for two modems, for you DON'T TOUCH IT.

River

[fhunter]

It seems now that I will have two modems: one for Internet and one for my phone.

Does that sound reasonable?

Modem? for a phone? ????

Hmmm.... it brings to my mind only a joke about REAL perversion - dial-up through IP-telephony.

PS. I second Riverwind here (after spending an hour and a half trying set up video conferencing and failing).

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

I am the most computer/VCR retarded person I know. Believe me, my friends in chat will back me up on this

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Well, on the 1 of September, I paid all my utility companies what I owed them leaving $50 for food, pet chow, etc.

Then, recently I realized, "OMG I'm out of bath tissue." LOL

What a revolting predicament.

Finally, a neighbor donated one roll for me and one for my guests.

Next month, I buy food before paying the bills.

I need either more income or a rich wife.

Any suggestions on the rich wife?

[Riverwind (imported)]

YARD SALE

Liz is holding a yard sale for me today. Knicknacks, cookbooks, mom's dresses, mom's blouses, her winter coats, her record albums, etc

By 6:30pm, our Yard Sale had netted $4.00.

Woot Woot you almost made enough to go to McDonalds for one of there value meals.

But you know what they say, You planted them to deep or not deep enough or you watered them to much or not enough or its Location Location Location

River

[Riverwind (imported)]

I stopped using toilet paper years ago, it does not clean shit. I use the wipes, they are a lot cheaper and cleaner and oh yes they do clean shit.

How about a part time job, like at McDonalds, now don't laugh or think I am putting you down my friend. There are a lot of seniors and we all know your old, that work a couple hours a day at MickieD's. It might be just enough to put you over the top and it would not hurt that big retirement check you get every month.

River