One Day in the Life of a Wolf - Memorial 7-25-20

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

I'd give it to him, but I, uh, don't know where to find him...

On second thought, send me a Hillary Clinton love doll.

See, I am "almost" as kinky as a certain red nun:P

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

WOOT WOOT

I received a late Xmas Christmas present in the mail today.

Lilac sent me several ounces of my utmost favorite favorite pipe tobacco which I couldn't find out here. Lilac is a sweetie

I'd rather have that tobacco than a Hillary Clinton love doll

I lubs me Lilac

[lilac (imported)]

Your very welcome Wolfie. I know u will injoy them very much.

love and hugs, Lilac

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

I spent MOST of Saturday cleaning up mom, the chair and the floor due to that curse we Americans inherited after the 1848 U.S. Mexican War, called Monteczuma's Revenge.

Around 5::30pm when things had calmed a bit, I walked to the grocery to get her some salad and Baked chicken. When I tried to get in the front door, she had locked me out grrrrrrrrrr.

Fortunately I had a backdoor key.

Other than that, my day was great

[Eunuken (imported)]

Mac,

Perhaps the best way to prevent her from locking you out is to just lock the door so she may unlock it and you then will not have the problem.

Ken

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

We had a one-sided deadbolt on both the front and back doors: the kind where's there's a knob on the inside and no visible lock on the outside. Last night and today, I removed them both.

Now all we have is a standard deadbolt, key operated on both inside and outside. Mom can't get out while I'm gone now.

I have to leave mom alone for 90 minutes today to walk up to Highland Avenue to the Green Shack Liquor Store where I can pay all of my utility bills.

On the negative side mom will be alone and locked in without phone service. I unplug it before I leave. On the plus side, walking a few miles is hard on the legs but good on my psyche. Now and then I need to get away from mom's incessant babbling.

BTW, the reason I unplug the phone: in the past when I'd go run errands or pay bills, mom would call the police telling them I was not returning or that she was kidnapped or many other tales. I'm tired of finding the local police waiting for me when I get home from a 3 mile walk and giving the same long explanation.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Mom, being 93, prefers the house to be real warm but that stops today. I just wrote a partial payment to the Gas Company for heating expenses for $126.44 out of a total owed for this month of $394.05 (ouch).

Maybe I should eat more beans and save the methane.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Walking to pay the bills only took 75 minutes. All bills paid except Time Warner Cable which arrives later this week. I have $373 left over to cover cable, food and miscellaneous so this month will be ok.

After I see what the cable wants, I might hire a plumber since that #*@$#* toilet is still leaking.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

I've had no printer for my computer for seven days now. I have the funds to buy one but the stores are so far away as I'm afoot. Tomorrow, Monday, after my court hearing in Redlands, I'll walk up to Target and purchese a printer if it has that USB cable thingy. Unless it rains Monday too as it's been raining here for days now.

Then I'll stay home and wonder what's worse: (1) being without a printer (2) walking home with a printer in the rain or (3) Living in A-!'s community where that wacko Sears guy lives

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Friday I received a bill from my attorney representing me in my attempt to gain conservatorship over my mother. Among the charges on it were:

• Conference woth client

• Draft Submission of Attorney

• $20,000 bond

• Process substitution of attorney

• Draft Legal Service Agreement

• Court appearance

• Phone conference

Total hours I was billed for was 9 hrs 20 minutes

Amount I was billed for: $0.41

41 Cents ?

Who's representing me an angel of God?