One Day in the Life of a Wolf - Memorial 7-25-20

[A-1 (imported)]

MACKIE,

Watch the reverse mortgage stuff.

When she passes, you will have to start paying for the house so that they can recover what they paid out or you will have to move...

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Does it matter that the house was paid for in 1975?

[A-1 (imported)]

Does it matter that the house was paid for in 1975?

No.

This is the way that a reverse mortgage works. You MUST own the home or have considerable equity in it that can be made into a 2nd mortgage.

The lender pays the owner monthly for the rest of the owners life. Upon the death of the owner, the lender possesses the house or recoups the money paid plus interest at the sale of the house.

You would end up either re-financing the house or moving out of it after Mom passes away.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

I arrived in court one hour early. Judge told me, "since you want dementia powers, you mom will be assigned a court-appointed attorney. I go back to court on June 25, 10:30am. That's all folks

[Riverwind (imported)]

And look out, that new lawyer will have a question that will delay the court another month. This is how they make so much money, they must go back to court over and over to get everything right. But remember who pays.

River

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

When the New Revolution comes, you know, the one where the U.S. is governed by a Flaming Nun and a Dark Overlord, can we add lawyers to the list of those to be burned at the stake? Can we, can we...please

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

By and By...

My @*%$#@ radiator is still leaking like a seive. I've tried stop leak (three kinds) egg whites and pepper. Nothing works.

On the way to the courthouse yesterday I had to stop three times to let the engine cool off before I added one of the four gallon plastic bottles of water I brought along to try to refill it.

I think I'm lucky it was a cool, almost rainy day.

On June 1, after I give my soul (and $200) to Edison for back electricity bills, I'll take the car to a garage and pray it's only a hose

I'll let ya know.

I'm not saying life sucks, but at times I feel like that title of the old Erma Bombeck book..."If Life is Such a Bowl of Cherries, What I am I Doing in the Pits."

[JesusA (imported)]

When the New Revolution comes, you know, the one where the U.S. is governed by a Flaming Nun and a Dark Overlord, can we add lawyers to the list of those to be burned at the stake? Can we, can we...please

Dick the Butcher (in Shakespeare’s Henry VI, part 2, Act IV, Scene II) had it exactly right when he said, “The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.”

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Jesus

Is it just me or does the name "Dick the Butcher" sound like the perfect name for someone on the Eunuch Archive

[kristoff]

Jesus

Is it just me or does the name "Dick the Butcher" sound like the perfect name for someone on the Eunuch Archive

Nah. Try "Butcher the Dick..." But then I think I'd rather have a surgeon. 'Sides, with a butcher who knows which sausage would get stuffed.... (Oh, shut up, Sister... Go get another crocktail)