Two in one... :-)

[boyinterrupted (imported)]

A man comes into a weapon store. “ Hello, I would like to buy a rifle with a precision targeting sight.” The salesman gets a large rifle from his shelf. “ Well, that’s our brand-new model, with a very precise sight, take a look and aim through that shop-window far upon that hill, there you can see my house and even every detail on it!”, Then he hands the rifle to the man who starts aiming into the direction he was told. He puts down the rifle a moment later and frowns “Hmm, I can see a naked woman and a naked man in your house actually running around.” The salesman grabs the rifle and looks at the scene the man described to him.” Oh my God, that ‘s my wife and my neighbour!!!” With the expression of cold rage in his face he hands the rifle back to the client ,passess two bullets to him and speaks “My friend, this rifle will be yours for free if you manage to shoot away the womans head with the one bullet and the mans cock and balls with the other!” The client aims again and after a few seconds he asks: “ Hmm, and what else will I get in addition if I only need one bullet?”

[Dave (imported)]

I like it, I like it!