Suspended sentence for woman who chopped off penis AND testicles

[SplitDik (imported)]

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1771259.html

Woman who cut off hubby's penis walks free

A woman who cut off her husband's penis with a kitchen knife in a fit of jealousy has walked free.

Yulia Petrushina, 31, had been thrown out of the house in Briansk, Russia by 41-year-old husband Nikolay after she accused him of cheating on her when he started coming home late from work.

But she snuck back in as he slept and cut off his penis and testicles with a kitchen knife before throwing them out of the car window, local media reported.

She later gave herself up to police and a court gave her a three year suspended sentence after she told the judge she had to care for her son by a previous marriage.

Nikolay meanwhile has undergone surgery to rebuild his genitals and said he never wants to see his wife again.

[HairyHarry (imported)]

Let this be a lesson, if you work late, always have a good reason, preferably with documentary evidence. Unless, of course, you actually want your 'meat and two veg' de-fenestrated!