Warmed up penis in microwave; YUM!

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File under: Kosher hotdogs

http://kdka.com/local/local_story_054232735.html

(KDKA) McKeesport KDKA’s Ralph Iannotti reports that a man went into a local store and asked the clerk to warm up - in the microwave - what appears to be a severed male body part.

Customers going in and out of the Giant Eagle Get-Go mini market on 5th Avenue in McKeesport didn't know what to think when they saw police activity on the scene.

A man walked in and asked a female clerk if she could use the store microwave to warm up something he had wrapped in a paper towel.

Concerned about an unusual odor from the oven, the clerk opened the microwave to check on the item and out tumbled what appeared to be a severed human penis, wrapped up in the paper towel.

Police were called immediately and the man ran out of the store empty handed.

“Hopefully, they're looking for the person this belongs to,” said Sandy Furman, of McKeesport.

“I think that's the one they ought to look for - the one who may be hurt,” said Denny Adler, of McKeesport. “It's shocking that I'm not (surprised). It's just the nature of the beast.”

As McKeesport police continue to look into the case, sources say that county homicide detectives have been notified of the incident in case a crime was committed outside McKeesport.

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That's both horrifying and halarious! :dong:

[SplitDik (imported)]

It turned out that it was a prosthetic penis used to fool urine tests (for drugs), they had filled it with urine and wanted to warm it to make sure they passed the body temperature part of the test.

[lildick (imported)]

could you imagine the look on her face to have a penis in the microwave