Our beloved president....

[JesusA (imported)]

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing on the war in Iraq.

He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[Posted just for Andrew, at Paolo's suggestion.]

[kb57z (imported)]

The cover of the current issue of the British satirical magazine "Private Eye" has a photograph of Mr President inspecting a map of "Red Cross resources" across the continental US. They have added a speech balloon "Just where is America on here?"

(i'm probably misquoting the exact detail, but....)

[Andrew (imported)]

[Posted just for Andrew, at Paolo's suggestion.]

Thank you

[Paolo]

You're welcome.

[Studlover (imported)]

You're welcome.

Unfortunately, the Idiot was spending the night here in San Antonio. I wonder how many of his rich oil buddies who evacuated Houston for Hurricane Rita came for lunch to figure out how to stick it to the American Public in gas prices. Humph!

Studlover