Mexican Restaurant

[nutsgone (imported)]

A big Texan Biker stopped at a local restaurant following a day of

drinking

and roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a

sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not

only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter,

"What

is that you just served?" The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have

excellent taste! Those are bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A

delicacy!"

The Biker, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the heck, I'm on

vacation down here! Bring me an order!" The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight

each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this fine delicacy!"

The next morning, the biker returned, placed his order, and then that

evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day.

After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called

to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much

smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!"

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor. Sometimes

the bull wins."

[Robby (imported)]

This is a recycled joke... Click on me for the post from 2002 (http://www.eunuch.org/vbulletin/showpos ... ostcount=5)