bitten off penis

[wannabe (imported)]

i got told how some guy got his dick bitten off by a monkey in the news paper the other day....... dont know how true this is but it gives everyone something to try and find :-\

[curious_guy (imported)]

i got told how some guy got his dick bitten off by a monkey in the news paper the other day....... dont know how true this is but it gives everyone something to try and find :-\

I wonder how that monkey got in the newspaper in the first place. It must have been a large newspaper to hold a monkey big enough to bite off a man's penis.

[HairyHarry (imported)]

I wonder how that monkey got in the newspaper in the first place. It must have been a large newspaper to hold a monkey big enough to bite off a man's penis.

Isn't correct punctuation, or the lack of it, wonderful?

[curious_guy (imported)]

Isn't correct punctuation, or the lack of it, wonderful?

I think the problem here is more one of sentence structure than one of punctuation.

I think what wannabe meant to write was:

"Someone told me that he/she read in the newspaper that

some guy got his dick bitten off by a monkey

the other day."

[Dayhunter (imported)]

This might be a ref. to the two chimps that castrated that guy at the animal refuge. Not the first time I've heard of chimps castrating humans in the course of an attack. I don't know why anyone would want to keep one of those filthy creatures.

[A-1 (imported)]

Hmm,

Sounds like an alternative to a cutter.

Maybe that is why some people want to own them. That and perhaps they might resemble that first date...



A-1

[caviman001 (imported)]

This might be a ref. to the two chimps that castrated that guy at the animal refuge. Not the first time I've heard of chimps castrating humans in the course of an attack. I don't know why anyone would want to keep one of those filthy creatures.

do you think thats what michael jackson had bubbles for

[wannabe (imported)]

well what i heard of was that this guy kept a monkey/ape/whatever as a pet, but it got too big so he gave it to a zoo an he went there an fed it every noun again, but this last time he went another monkey/ape/whatever got in a bad mood about the guy feeding his monkey/ape/whatever went crazy and chomped whilst his head was in a vital area of the guys body and bit straight through his trousers AND severd his .......but again i dont know how true/false this story is.......... anyway i seen a trailer for the new film King Kong today and it doesnt look that bad!

[limpdick (imported)]

bet it hurt. wonder how much stump there is or if his balls were damaged too hummmm