How would one turn testicles into jewellery?

[castrare (imported)]

How would one turn testicles into jewellery?

Talking to someone over the internet and they are turned on by having a pair of testicles made to into earrings, or maybe a necklace or similar.

As anyone on this board have any knowledge as how to accomplish this?

I guess they could be dried and covered in acrylic, apart from that I have no idea myself.

Any suggestions would be appreciated.

I know at one time it was possible to buy body parts on eBay (animal or the like) but I hear that the sale of such has now been banned.

[guy26 (imported)]

I'm not for sure how you could effectively turn soft tissue body parts into jewelry. I would think you would first have to freeze dry it and then cover it with something to keep out moisture and oxygen. Whatever you do, I would first try it out on lamb or cow balls first. There are plenty of those around and practice makes perfect! You don't need to go on e-bay to get animal testicles. Just go down to your local butcher.

[DrewR (imported)]

After watching the finale of "Desperate Housewives" I bought an old wooden toy chest on eBay and for kicks checked "human body parts". 100+ items were listed. This was two weeks ago.

[FianceeUvBigGuy (imported)]

Yoli here,

Another night of madness in San Antonio...The Annual Folklife Festival (a guy pal calls it "Forklift Festival") which leads to consumption of various ethnic heartburn bombs, drinking, and, at the moment, several nude swimmers in our pool. Thank God for the privacy fence BigGuy had built!

Anyway...

Our "pet" eunuch, Barry, has an acquaintance in El Paso, also a eunuch, who wanted to make a pendant of one of his ballsies. It was to be a surprise (for sure!) gift for a girl he had a crush on.

He tried to speed-dry one of them in the micro...SPLOOT! Oh well.

The other he sloooooowlyyyyy dried in an oven, at low heat, for several days. So far so good, until...

He tried to drill a small hole in it and the little nugget shattered...Nooooooo!

You only get two tries. Maybe he could buy her an Ipod or something.

Love to all,

Yoli AKA Yolanda

Your Raving Roving Girlfriend in San Antonio (that's in Texas!)

[Uncle Flo (imported)]

Perhaps an I-pod decorated like a testicle? --FLO--

[SplitDik (imported)]

What about bronzing? I suppose some sort of drying process would be required first, but could work in principle. Could make a good trophy too!

Otherwise you could try taxidermy or hide tanning techniques -- probably lots of info on that on the internet.

Lastly, could put them in a clear vial (filled with preservative), and then hang the whole vial as a pendant.

[bobweekend (imported)]

I tried a polyeurthane resin, with not so great results.

It perserved em alright, but they look like dried prunes vs. testicles.

Oh, well. before they were off I thought it would be important, now they are not attached I really don't care much about em. will keep em in a pouch around my neck though. they still resemble what they were enough to show off.

Bob

[poppop (imported)]

I wonder why nobody has them freeze-dried like nature museums do to biological specimens. they should keep their shape and could be gold leafed and fitted with rings for wearing as earrings. i love the idea!