Incidentally, this reminds me of the story whereby a man staggers into Casualty with two black eyes, broken arms and a golf club wrapped round his neck.
Whilst being treated, the nurses enquired how he got his injuries and were intrigued when he said that it was whilst playing golf with his wife.
Apparently, she sliced her tee shot and although they searched carefully they couldn't find her ball. Just as they were about to give up, the man noticed that next to the green was field with cows and when one of them swished its tail something white showed.
He went over and lifted the tail, and, sure enough, there was his wife's ball. So he called her over and said "I think that this looks like yours". Hence the visit to the hospital.
LOL
I'm half Scots, so I can post this
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Re: I'm half Scots, so I can post this
A-1 (imported) wrote: Sat Jul 17, 2004 8:15 pm Andrew, I hear that it was MOOOOO! instead of BAAAAAA!
Ya gotta think BIG!
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For thhe record, there IS an Internet Newsgroup alt.sheep.baa which is not very active at the moment, but it's the thought that counts.
(Couldn't find a sheep smilie)