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[First Timer (imported)]

I'm starting to find these stories boring! It's the same old thing over and over again!

I tried writing a few stories with the same subject matter. But with characters and situations that were different in my opinion! But the powers that be didn't publish them!

I mean what's wrong with a husband hitting a donkey over the head with a shovel to stop said donkey from raping his wife? I ask you?

Well I'm probably just venting sorry I said anything.

[Falcon (imported)]

I think the Archive's policy of opposing Donkey Abuse is well known. Abuse your partner all you want, but we do draw the line at donkeys.

TB

[Shortie (imported)]

I'm starting to find these stories boring! It's the same old thing over and over again!

I tried writing a few stories with the same subject matter. But with characters and situations that were different in my opinion! But the powers that be didn't publish them!

I mean what's wrong with a husband hitting a donkey over the head with a shovel to stop said donkey from raping his wife? I ask you?

Well I'm probably just venting sorry I said anything.

Sorry to hear you're bored with our stories, First Timer. As a change of pace, you could try other sources such as Nifty, ASSTR, MSN Groups, Yahoo! Groups, etc. In my opinion, and my wife's also, the stories here on the EA are much more exciting than those we read in other forums. Different strokes, I guess.

As for committing violence on the person of a donkey, surely only the most perverted would even consider such a thing. The only animals deserving such treatment are male homo sapiens sapiens . Well, maybe cats, too. Hate the little buggers!

[A-1 (imported)]

Hmm,

Maybe another mythological creature is in order. One with a man's head and a donkey's body.

Perhaps the scene in New Orleans of a woman having sex witha "donkeyman " in the street while a crowd looks on, the donkeyman being gelded and then waking up a gelded man lying half-nude in the street.

Of course, some will say that all men are half-asses, but in this one the best half of the ass would be cut off.

A-1

[First Timer (imported)]

Hmm,

Maybe another mythological creature is in order. One with a man's head and a donkey's body.

Perhaps the scene in New Orleans of a woman having sex witha "donkeyman " in the street while a crowd looks on, the donkeyman being gelded and then waking up a gelded man lying half-nude in the street.

Of course, some will say that all men are half-asses, but in this one the best half of the ass would be cut off.

A-1

Yeah like a Princess kissing a frog changing it into a man! Then hitting it over the head with a shovel. Also may be the frog could be from another planet like Jupiter, and the light gravity on earth causes it to jump fifty stories high, which irritates the hell out of her!

[Paolo]

First Timer,

Please email me and I will explain why this story and some others didn't get posted.

P

[email protected]

[Bboy]

First Timer,

As I have stated before, when Paolo became the Editor for Archive stories, the quality of stories published rose dramatically. I never wanted to hurt anyones feelings.

Paolo doesn't want to hurt anyone's feelings either, but he knows where to draw the line. He's awesome because he doesn't promote stories based on his own likes or dislikes but is able to really look at stories objectively. I know for a fact that a lot (a majority?) of the stories he publishes are not his 'cup of tea' so to speak.

I know that myself and all EA members really, really respect the authors and the effort they put into writing stories - and that goes for you too. However, it could be that your writing style or topic just doesn't fit well here at EA. Or, it could be that with a bit of guidance you could be one of the most popular authors here.

Please do write to Paolo and let him explain things to you.

First Timer,

Please email me and I will explain why this story and some others didn't get posted.

P

[email protected]

[surf_toad (imported)]

hey i like stories where the pretty girls kiss the frog. it gives me hope

[TheOne (imported)]

Well, how about posting the "bad" stories in a seperate index, so everyone can decide for himself wether he wants to read stories with violance against animals, war crimes, etc.

[Bboy]

Mainly because there are just some stories that the people who maintain this site don't want to be 'responsible' for.