Over 30

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Over 30

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People over 30 should be dead.

Here's why ...........

According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 40's, 50's, 60's, or even maybe the early 70's probably shouldn't have survived. Our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paint

We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets, ... and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets. (Not to mention the risks we took hitchhiking.)

As children, we would ride in cars with no seatbelts or air bags.

Riding in the back of a pickup truck on a warm day was always a special treat.

We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle.

Horrors!

We ate cupcakes, bread and butter, and drank soda pop with sugar in it, but we were never overweight because we were always outside playing.

We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle, and no one actually died from this.

We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then rode down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes.

After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem.

We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the street lights came on.

No one was able to reach us all day.

NO CELL PHONES!!!!!

Unthinkable!

We did not have Playstations, Nintendo 64, X-Boxes, no video games at all, no 99 channels on cable, video tape movies, surround sound, personal cell phones, personal computers, or Internet chat rooms.

We had friends!

We went outside and found them.

We played dodge ball, and sometimes, the ball would really hurt.

We fell out of trees, got cut and broke bones and teeth, and there were no lawsuits from these accidents.

They were accidents.

No one was to blame but us.

Remember accidents?

We had fights and punched each other and got black and blue and learned to get over it.

We made up games with sticks and tennis balls and ate worms, and although we were told it would happen, we did not put out very many eyes, nor did the worms live inside us forever.

We rode bikes or walked to a friend's home and knocked on the door, or rang the bell or just walked in and talked to them.

Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team.

Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment.

Some students weren't as smart as others, so they failed a grade and were held back to repeat the same grade.

Horrors!

Tests were not adjusted for any reason.

Our actions were our own.

Consequences were expected.

The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke a law was unheard of.

They actually sided with the law.

Imagine that!

This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers and problem solvers and inventors, ever.

The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas.

We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned how to deal with it all.

And you're one of them!

Congratulations!

Please pass this on to others who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before lawyers and government regulated our lives, for our own good !!!!!

People under 30 are WIMPS ! 😄

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Yes, those were the days, phones that came in 3 colors, black, white and this ugly blue/green. the dial was round and numbers like the one we had could make you tired dialing. it was 7800977, today you just push the buttons or just hit one programmed button. TV was in black and white and it was good. My bike was a three speed, top of the line. yep those were the days.

and Robby is right, if we got in trouble at school and were punished we were also punished at home, and yes there was a wood shed.

Kids today are smarter, or at least they know more then we did, I am not sure that it is the schools that are teaching them. I asked my youngest son, he is 20, if he could have lunch with anybody dead or alive who would it be? He said Peter Hopkins, I think thats the guys name, you know the smartest man in the world. When I was 20 I would have said, some pro baseball player. I then asked my son what would you talk to him about and he said quantium physics. Of course, I knew that. 🙄

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A bit of trivia relating to the dial phones you mention: the reason Manhattan was given the area code 212 was because (given the fact AT&T wanted to reserve the "1" for something other than the beginning of an area code, and end the code with the same number it began with for ease of memory) 212 was the combination with the shortest dial travel, and thus the quickest to dial. That New York got "212" while Washington DC got "202" with a much greater travel for the middle number, shows what the phone compony thought the relative importance of those two cities was back in the late '50's when long distance direct dialing was introduced. Mind you, I like dial phones, and have an antique one with a chrome base on my desk. I can only use it for dialing friends or for incoming calls, and have to use a push-button phone to call institutions, however, because of the maddening plague of automated "if you want X, push 1; if you want Y, push 2" automated call directing trees, which after you make one choice present you with a second tier, then a third. Sure, in the old days using a dial phone might have cost you a few seconds more, but you got a live operator and could go directly to the extension you wanted by saying, for instance (to fantasize a bit) "I'd like to schedule a castration for myself," or "I'd like to schedule a penectomy for my husband.")
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Riverwind (imported) wrote: Wed Mar 31, 2004 11:03 pm Yes, those were the days, phones that came in 3 colors, black, white and this ugly blue/green. the dial was round and numbers like the one we had could make you tired dialing.
RiverBefore that, they came in only black. My grandparents who lived in a somewhat rural small town (early 1950s) didn't even have a dial on their phones. They had to turn a crank or flick the switch hook to get the operator who connected the call for them.

And all long distance calls had to be placed by the operator, even in the big cities with dial phone technology.
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But when we think of the supposedly primitive past we forget long-vanished levels of service that existed back then. For instance, your grandparents would have instantly gotten a courteous operator. I love shopping on the internet, but in the old days you could even buy a kit house (of very high quality) from Sears Robuck from its catalogue. E-mail is great, but at the beginning of the 20th century a letter posted in the morning for the same city would be delivered with luck at midday at the second mail delivery (of three daily). I'm not saying that things like the Internet and e-mail aren't great, but we should not assume that in their absence previous generations were living with the same kind of abject postal "service" etc., that we have now. I return to the example of my previous posting on this thread: we have rapid dial phones, but can literally find outselves caught in a four-tier automated telephone dispatching tree, instead of having one operator respond to our initial call and send us straight where we want to go. Actually, people (at least by my recollection) in the black-and-white-tv world of the '50's were just as happy (or unhappy, depending on the individual) as people are now.
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strassenbahn (imported) wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2004 7:39 am A bit of trivia relating to the dial phones you mention: the reason Manhattan was given the area code 212 was because ... 212 was the combination with the shortest dial travel, and thus the quickest to dial. That New York got "212" while Washington DC got "202" with a much greater travel for the middle number, shows what the phone compony thought the relative importance of those two cities was back in the late '50's

Chicago got 312 - That's the second lowest travel. I think the reason is that Manhattan had the most numbers at the time and the smallest area. Chicago was second with the most business numbers. At that time, Pittsburgh and western Pennsylvania was the third largest corporate headquarters (It ain't anymore) and got 412.

Los Angeles got 312 because if it's size right next to NYC...

Detroit got 313 - home of the automobile.

214 was Dallas Tx - oil, oil, oil

312 is St. Louis MO

I detect a pattern. These were decided by population and density.
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An interesting observation!
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Hmm,

Let us see, kids have it easy today, in MY day, if they got whipped at school they got whipped at home, ....we live in different times. In my day, we were so poor that I didn't have any shoes, so I wore Leather wrapped around my feet tied around my ankles with rawhide straps. When I was a boy we didn't have school buses. I walked to school. Everyday, rain or snow, I walked. 5 miles...uphill...both ways...

Y'all ready for some horror stories?

ZERO TOLERANCE (http://www.ztnightmares.com/html/barbara_s_story.htm)

Bullies (http://www.canoe.ca/NewsStand/LondonFre ... 74030.html)

MORE BULLLIES (http://www.safety-council.org/info/child/bullies.html)

Drugs at schools, Principals in Denial (for the most part) (http://ncadi.samhsa.gov/govpubs/prevalert/v5/5.aspx)

Jimmy Buffett says of those times...

"...Rama of the Jungle, was everyone's Bwana, while all your jazz musicians, were smoking marijuana..."

Now, it's the 11 and 12 year olds in Middle School...

Drugs in Schools... (http://www.nick.com/all_nick/everything ... ugs_3.html)

What's that? No more "good 'ole boy systems? Think again!

Zero common sense (http://www.ztnightmares.com/html/GateCity.html)

Remember Columbine?

Mass Murders in Schools, a Psychiatric assessment (http://www.backoffbully.com/PDF%20files ... chools.pdf )

MORE... (http://www.mayhem.net/Crime/murder1.html)

SO, friends, be glad that we were children of the 40's 50's and 60's and not the 70's 80's 90's or the new Millenium.

Yes, times have changed, alright. Things are pretty fucked up now...

Ya ought to be glad that we never had to go through this...

:( A-1 :(
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Re: Over 30

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Dave (imported) wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2004 6:06 pm Chicago got 312 - That's the second lowest travel. I think the reason is that Manhattan had the most numbers at the time and the smallest area. Chicago was second with the most business numbers. At that time, Pittsburgh and western Pennsylvania was the third largest corporate headquarters (It ain't anymore) and got 412.

Los Angeles got 312 because if it's size right next to NYC...

Detroit got 313 - home of the automobile.

214 was Dallas Tx - oil, oil, oil

312 is St. Louis MO

I detect a pattern. These were decided by population and density.

Nice pattern detection... but are you sure Los Angeles got 312 because of size and not for the fact, 213 is the original area code... 🚬

Today, Los Angeles also has 310. Now where does that stand in the dialing ease...

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Re: Over 30

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that's a typo on my part
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