All of those pics of the gorgeous Greek and Roman statues on the EU main web site page have had their arms and phalluses removed because some prude was afraid that they would serve as a threat by promoting masturbation.
Kind of renews one's faith in Religion. Heh, get it? "Faith" in "Religion".
Is it not marvelous that humanity is still concerned with sexuality? I mean, after all, what is the big deal over who marries whom? AND FUCKING STATUES! Give me a break. When has a statue ever had sex? Unless, of course, some poor, randy bastard goes and impales themself on a permanently erected stone phallus. Ya gotta watch all of them Nuns and Gay Priests around them things, I am sure. It is much easier to vandalize precious works of art than it is to police the yay-whos who have gotten so horney that they want to rape a statue.
Maybe if they could sew all the Lesbians shut, remove their clits, tongues and their hands and take all of the males and similarlly nullify them and remove all of the parts that they might instigate a sexual encounter with, then they could no longer make a case against same sex marriage.
Is it not wonderful that the standard bearer of the Democratic party has made a "stand" in favor of the status quo? How courageous! Now, it is as David Letterman has said. He truly does have more positions than Paris Hilton. But I am sure that there is no way that he can looks as good in all those positions as she does.
Yes, Paris is enough to make a cannibal out of this old hetero. I would eat her raw in a minute, well, maybe not raw immedately because my tongue is not that rough, it would take 20 hours or so. Even if I could not cut the mustard I'd damn sure LOVE to lick the hell out of the jar...
I say, if it is a Constitutional Ammendment that they want for AHnold's sake, then why not go ahead and ammend it so Bill Clinton can run against him and see what happens?
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