Elderly Woman in the Grocery Store

[Mac (imported)]

Here is one that the girls will appreciate.

An elderly woman was walking the aisles of the grocery store pushing her cart. She was repeatedly touching her head, her butt, her breast and her pussy.

This behavior was bothering some of the other customers so they told the store manager who agreed to check into it.

The store manager approached the woman and said that her behavior was bothering some of the customers and asked if she had a problem and if he could be of assistance.

She said that she had lost her grocery list and was trying to remember what she wanted. She proceeded to touch her head and said, “a head of lettuce”. Then she touched her butt and said, “a rump roast”. Next she touched her breast and said, “a gallon of milk”. Finally she touched her pussy and said, “a bottle of fantastic”. (they know that it is fantastic)