For those who might not be familiar with our hero, think of Simon as sort of a mix between Farinelli, Bagoas, and James Bond!
There is ONE scene in this tale that is a bit gruesome, and in my enthusiasm of editing this one, I neglected the WARNING tag. My fault.
Accidents happen, you know...and there's one in this story. So if a little blood and gore gets to you, watch out. It's near the end.
Of course, it's not called "Simon's Revenge" for nothing!
http://www.eunuch.org/Alpha/S/ea_21854simon_s_.htm
Go and read it right now!