Allan Carreg Beta Reader Volunteer Info.

[Allan Carreg (imported)]

Hi

I'm being presumptuous and assuming I'm good enough to play editor and critisize other people's work and bash them into shape.

I'll proof just about anything but scat and gob and non-consensual minor, though I would prefer very uninhibited gay content with lots of blood and guts and guns and violence and it can be as deeply insane as you like and as un-P.C. as long as it holds my interest. If it doesn't I'll let you know. I can be a vicious, vicious queen with sharp, sharp teeth! As Truman Capote said "Us southern fags is mean!" and being from down under I am very southern indeed. So bore me at your peril!

Send me your eunuch related poetry! - the worst thing I could do is laugh... Hell I right poetry myself and I know how terrible my own can be.

If you're brave enought to write then you're brave enough to get read so, send your stuff to [email protected]

N.B. I get my emails pretty irregularly (sometimes only once a week, and my crappy old P2 computer dies about four times a year) so be patient with me... also obviously I'll need time to read the story.

N.B.2 Please include your text in the body of the email as I absolutely do not open attachments.

Cheers Mates

Allan

[A-1 (imported)]

Allan,

Where in the hell did you get that sculpture of me riding a Tortise?

I'd like to have one to sit by the pool.

A-1

[Allan Carreg (imported)]

Do you like it?

I found it on the web somewhere and I thought wow that is so me! It's an Italian sculpture called Il Bachino. Meaning "The Dwarf" I suppose.

I was actually cruising the web looking for dwarf porn. (Oh dear is that too much information?)

I prefer achondraplasia which I'm not sure Il Bachino's model was an example of, but I saved him to disk anyway because there's something about him that reminds me of me.

The thing about little people is, that all the pertinent bits are closer together.

Allan,

Where in the hell did you get that sculpture of me riding a Tortise?

I'd like to have one to sit by the pool.

A-1

[Allan Carreg (imported)]

Since I'm not able to edit my posts for some reason let me qualify something I put in my Beta reader info lest I seem guilty of hypocrisy...

I said in the post that I would prefer not to edit non consensual minor. Well after having a think about this it occurred to me that I have written some non consensual minor of my own, and have been turned on by stories that include or seem to include scenes of this nature.

What I meant was that I would prefer the neutering aspect of the story to be foremost as a driver in the narrative, with any youth of the subject largely incidental. If the prepubescent immaturity of the character is obviously the driving imperative of the story, I'm not interested, largely because personally, I'm into daddy types.

Cheers

Allan.

Hi

I'm being presumptuous and assuming I'm good enough to play editor and critisize other people's work and bash them into shape.

I'll proof just about anything but scat and gob and non-consensual minor.

Send me your eunuch related poetry! - the worst thing I could do is laugh... Hell I right poetry myself and I know how terrible my own can be.

If you're brave enought to write then you're brave enough to get read so, send your stuff to [email protected]

P.S. I get my emails pretty irregularly (sometimes only once a week, and my crappy old P2 computer dies about four times a year) so be patient with me... also obviously I'll need time to read the story.

Cheers Mates

Allan

[A-1 (imported)]

Allan,

I am not into minor stuff, but DWARFS, now there's a perversion that will not cause a lot of harm.

You know what they say about them, I had this ** year-old girl ask me if I knew what was so upsetting about kissing a Dwarf. Absent-mindedly, (as usual) I said no, what...

She smiles and said, "Nose to nose their toes is in it and toes to toes their nose is in it."

Not to be outdone, I said, "I don't know about pussy-footing around, but sometimes it is nice to be nosey..."

And ... one thing led to another... needless to say that after that we got to where we nose each other very well...

A-1

[Paolo]

Is there a higher resolution file of the dwarf/turtle picture somewhere?

I kinda like it.

[Allan Carreg (imported)]

I forgot where I found it on the web (My history is set to 24 hours only to minimise disk space.) If I can find it on my hard drive I'll send it by email

Oops nope sorry Paolo - Now that I've found it in my documents I remember that I didn't save the big file I just overwrote it when I shrank it to fit as an avatar.

Is there a higher resolution file of the dwarf/turtle picture somewhere?

I kinda like it.