Men Strike Back! OUCH!!!

[cpecke (imported)]

It's nice to at least talk tough.

Chris

Q. Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A. Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

Q. Why do women have smaller feet than men?

A. It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allow them to stand closer to the sink.

Q. How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

A. When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."

Q. How do you fix a woman's watch?

A. You don't. There's a clock on the stove.

Q. Why do men break wind more than women?

A. Because women can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

Q. What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?

A. A woman who won't do what she's told.

Q. How many men does it take to open a beer?

A. None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

In the beginning, God created the earth and then rested. Then God created Man and then rested. Then God created Woman. Since then neither God nor Man has reasted.

[tramp007 (imported)]

It's nice to at least talk tough.

Chris

Q. Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A. Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

Q. Why do women have smaller feet than men?

A. It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allow them to stand closer to the sink.

Q. How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

A. When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."

Q. How do you fix a woman's watch?

A. You don't. There's a clock on the stove.

Q. Why do men break wind more than women?

A. Because women can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

Q. What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?

A. A woman who won't do what she's told.

Q. How many men does it take to open a beer?

A. None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

In the beginning, God created the earth and then rested. Then God created Man and then rested. Then God created Woman. Since then neither God nor Man has reasted.

At the risk of sounding sexist I'm going to say that I found this to be just brilliant and I promise to send it on to all the Gina Hardnose Bitches that I know out here!