Shoot the damned dog!!

[Shortie (imported)]

A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof so

he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad

for "Gorilla Removers".

He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he'll be over

in 30 minutes. The gorilla remover arrives and gets out of his

van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean

old pit bull.

"What are you going to do?" the homeowner asks.

"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm

going to go up there and knock the gorilla off the roof with

this baseball bat."

"When the gorilla falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab

his testicles and not let go. The gorilla will then be subdued

enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van."

He hands the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the shotgun

for?" asks the homeowner.

"If the gorilla knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog!"