A joke making the rounds....

[Andrew (imported)]

The actions taken by the New Hampshire Episcopalians (INDUCTING A GAY

BISHOP) are an affront to Christians everywhere. I am just thankful that

the church's founder, Henry VIII, and his wife Catherine of Aragon, and his

wife Anne Boleyn, and his wife Jane Seymour, and his wife Anne of Cleves,

and his wife Katherine Howard, and his wife Catherine Parr are no longer

here to suffer through this assault on traditional Christian marriages."

[Robby (imported)]

The actions taken by the New Hampshire Episcopalians (INDUCTING A GAY BISHOP)...

How's this one...

A man appears before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asks.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offers. "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills, out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of high-testosterone bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker. I smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground, then told him, "Leave her alone now or you'll answer to me."

St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"

"Just a couple of minutes ago."