Dogisms

[Studlover (imported)]

Dogisms:

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of

his tongue."

-Anonymous

"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are

wonderful."

-Ann Landers

"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they

went."

-Will Rogers

"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."

-Ben Williams

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves

himself."

-Josh Billings

"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."

-Andrew A. Rooney

"We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare.

And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever

made."

-M.Facklam

"Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who

are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate."

-Sigmund Freud

"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have

known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons."

-James Thurber

"I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water

bowl."

-Penny Ward Moser

"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times

before lying down."

-Robert Benchley

"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious

cult."

-Rita Rudner

"Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current

events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of

late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are

often continued in the next yard."

-Dave Barry

"Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog."

-Franklin P. Jones

"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.

That's almost $21.00 in dog money."

-Joe Weinstein

"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of a

dog, it's too dark to read."

-Groucho Marx

"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a

grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They

must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!"

-Anne Tyler

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and

get used to the idea."

-Robert A. Heinlein

[An Onymus (imported)]

Reminds me of the comment someone made, "To a dog, a human is a creature that he tries his best to love. To a cat, a human is a creature that he tries his best to exploit."

[Andrew (imported)]

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and

get used to the idea."

-Robert A. Heinlein

YES!!