Random Thoughts

[Studlover (imported)]

Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called

witchcraft............... Today, it is called golf.

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to

know why I look this way. I've traveled a long way, and some of the

roads weren't paved.

Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and

start bragging about it..

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of

Algebra.

One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a

nice change from being young.

Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.