Act of God Castrations

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Act of God Castrations

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One type of story that has rarely been expolered on the site is the idea of an "act of God" castration. This type of story would not involve things like a guy going to see the wrong prostitute and getting nutted, or a guy kidnapped and sold into slavery, or a guy screwing the wrong woman and ending up without nuts. This type of story would revolve around characters who lose their nuts completely by accident. There would be no "cutters" per se, unless God himself is concidered the cutter.

It could revolve around a character castrated in a car accident. How did it happen to him. How does his wife react? How does his teenage son feel about having a eunuch father now? If it is a younger guy, how does his father react to knowing that the jewels of his family are now spread out on the interstate? It would really be a different, untapped type of storytelling because the focus would not be on the idea of a cutter releaving a hapless male of his malehood, but of a poor fellow at the wrong place at the wrong time getting a very raw deal. The meat (so to speak, haha,) of the story would be in everyones reactions to what has happened. Since castrations are pretty rare in the "real world," some of those reactions would be pretty interesting.

A variation on this idea would be the "Final Destination" type of story. Some high school kids cheat death and destroy God's design. But rather than getting killed off one by one, they are castrated one by one through accidents or acts of God. Maybe the group of guys are standing around near the mall talking when a cop shoots at a murderer on the run and blows a whole right through poor Alex's jeans, taking his balls and dick with it and leaving them smeared on the road. Can any of the guys escape their fate? An interesting use of this story idea would be to use the actual names and characters from the movie Final Destination (which starred insanely attractive hollywood types anyway), and follow them as they are each nutted one by one. Alex better be careful when he climbs up the ladder to clean out the gutters........

What do you guys think of either of these concepts?
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One possible framework for this sort of story could be the "Eunuch Archive Chain Letter". You could have

"X received this letter, but didn't pass it on. Ten days later he was in a McDonald's when someone jogged his arm and splashed his coffee. He scalded his manhood so severely that the doctors had to amputate everything....."

At this level it's rather flippant, but properly "tuned".....

This is entirely separate from the EA pyramid letter.....

"Copy the letter to 10 of your friends, removing the top name on the list and adding yours to the bottom.

"Then cut off your balls and send them to the name you removed from the list.

"In 10 weeks you'll have more balls than you'll know what to do with!"
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About 20 years ago, a teenager driving home from school in Covington, Louisiana about 4:00 p.m. on Friday afternoon got wrecked by a drunk driver. The boy was emasculated. Imagine the horror of the loss, learning how to get off without a weenie, and all the other stuff associated with this crime.
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Blaise (imported) wrote: Mon Oct 27, 2003 6:47 pm About 20 years ago, a teenager driving home from school in Covington, Louisiana about 4:00 p.m. on Friday afternoon got wrecked by a drunk driver. The boy was emasculated. Imagine the horror of the loss, learning how to get off without a weenie, and all the other stuff associated with this crime.

So he lost his penis in a car accident? How does one manage that, anyway? The penis seems fairly well protected in that case compared to outer extremities such as arms and legs...
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🙄 I have no idea. The former head of the MADD Chapter in New Orleans, who was a friend of mine, told me about the incident. I was working for the Traffic Court there at the time. That was almost 20 years ago.

I have seen vehicles in junkyards that demonstrate how vulnerable even an SUV may be. An SUV got destroyed in an accident in Baton Rouge last month. In fact, a Hummer got smashed in an accident near here last month. Still, I would think that emasculation would be freak accident.

I have seen crashes from the front fender that cause the engine to intrude deep into the cab.
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