I contend that deep fried twinkies are better than sex

[Dave (imported)]

I contend that deep fried twinkies are better than sex



so is "death by chocolate" and deep fried candy bars.

:tongueout

Klondikes with chocolate sauce



And finally any birthday cake with two pounds of icing

[An Onymus (imported)]

Maybe butter pecan ice cream--even the cheap Walgreens stuff.

[Dave (imported)]

I contend that the sensation you get as you pilot your aircraft down the runway o------- There is nothing else like it.

WELL!!! this really is the deep, dark, dank, dingy, dirty cellar

When that happens my hands are gripping the armrests, my knuckles are white, and my eyes are closed. And I am nowhere near an orgasm unless you count screaming in panic as orgasm.

Dave

[Sac_mec (imported)]

WELL!!! this really is the deep, dark, dank, dingy, dirty cellar

When that happens my hands are gripping the armrests, my knuckles are white, and my eyes are closed. And I am nowhere near an orgasm unless you count screaming in panic as orgasm.

Dave

Dave, Your comment made me smile, though I try and forget about the experience but Salami was writing his observation as the Pilot not a passenger.

I also assume he means being pilot of a smaller plane - his imagery and descriptive skills are fine and I can see the analogy between ever increasing throbs of power and then the moment of release as the beast rises!

This is the Deep dark cellar but rising from it to the stratosphere is not forbidden I trust! More personal feelings and associations are always welcome here aren't they Paolo and Bboy?

[Riverwind (imported)]

You can always tell people that dont like to fly, as the plane starts its takeoff roll the people white knuckle the seat tence up and get this pained look on there face. Now if your sitting close enough to them when the plane finally lifts off the ground the landing gear makes a clunk kind of sound and you say, Damn I think we just lost the right wheel and watch there reaction.



Riverwind

[Dave (imported)]

Damn I think we just lost the right wheel and watch there reaction. Riverwind

son of a bitch, bastard, jerkoff!!!

No one ever had the nerve to do that to me, yet.

But it is very funny!!!

cruel, but funny!

[bullgeo (imported)]

I like "CREAM PIE" ya know eating a guys cum out of your wife's pussy.

bull

[A-1 (imported)]

And I am nowhere near an orgasm unless you count screaming in panic as orgasm.

Dave

Not unless you are a "SCREAMER"

A-1

[A-1 (imported)]

Dave,

Right after a first time pilot solos we would distract him/her and the other one would put the seat belt out of the door opposite the pilot and shut it and latch it.

As soon as they took off the belt would start beating against the fuselage and the wing and it would sound in the plane like the wing is coming off. You should see how quick somebody can turn the plane around and land.

Of course, we made sure that the FAA inspector was nowhere to be found unless, of course, they were in on it, too.

I know some nice flight schools, Dave. Wold ya like to learn to fly one of them things?

A-1

[Dave (imported)]

Dave,

I know some nice flight schools, Dave. Wold ya like to learn to fly one of them things?

A-1

NO!