Amusing things to do in a crowded elevator!

[Studlover (imported)]

Whistle "It's a Small, Small World" incessantly.

Sell Girl Scout cookies.

On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the

elevator.

Shave.

Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got

enough air in there?"

Hand out name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours

upside-down.

In a crowded elevator, lean over to the person next to you and whisper

loudly, "Are you sure that's not contagious?"

Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall.

Meow occasionally.

Frown, bend your legs slightly, rock back and forth, and sing that jingle

from the TV commercial, "Gotta go, gotta go; gotta go, right now!"

Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it's getting larger."

Stare at another passenger for a while, and then say, "Aren't you glad

you use Dial? Don't you wish everybody did?"

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[Tomas (imported)]

When you get into an elevator, don't turn and face the front, face the rest of the passengers and inspect them ... (We used to do that on dull days at work sometimes ... )

T

[radar (imported)]

When you get into an elevator, don't turn and face the front, face the rest of the passengers and inspect them ... (We used to do that on dull days at work sometimes ... )

T

Better yet, announce: "I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting...."