FUCK is a most interesting word in the English Language

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The word "frigging" was originally a term used to describe masturbation by a female or the manual manipulation of the Clitoris.

Slang misprounounces the term and calls it fricken a lot. It also uses it for a synonymn for fuckin'

Children and adults use the term fuckin' constantly without knowing anyfuckenthing of it's fuckin' nasty origins...they fail to realize that they ain't in fuckin' Kansas anyfuckenmore...

(OH fuck! you got me fuckin' started and I can't fuckin' stop!)

Well, I better get the fuck out of Dodge...

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The lack of knowledge of native English speakers about their most beloved word is nothing short of appalling! So I must come to your rescue, with the funny story of how the word "fuck" came into existence.

It was back in the dark ages of England, when His Majesty not only owned his subjects, but also decided in every detail what they could do and what not. So, they could do only useful things: Working, praying, saluting the king. And not much more. Definitely NOT having pleasure with their wifes, and don't mention pleasure with any other lady!

But that way, the king would run out of subjects before long. And that was not acceptable. So, in His great wisdom, he exempted men from the ban for the sole purpose of siring a new subject for the king. They had to get a special permission. Since the police was watching, listening at the doors, and detaining anyone having sex without permission, the men authorized to go over their wifes got a stamped, signed letter which they could hang from their door. It clearly stated the nights during which the permission was valid. That letter was entitled, in bold letters, "FUCK". It was short form for "Fornication Under Consent of the King".

The dark ages soon went by, and everyone got free to do as he pleased. But the word stuck!

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Spaßbremse! Spaßbremse! Spaßbremse! Spaßbremse! Spaßbremse! Spaßbremse! Spaßbremse! Spaßbremse!

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Fuck a Duck!

What a fuckin' thread!

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All of which goes to show, that even a putative lady of the cloth can fall in with unrefined companions, and be turned into corruption. And might even become involved with sexual intercourse.
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I get the impression that most of the so-called "explainations" for F.U.C.K must have come from the same source as Shipped High In Transit.

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No Fuckin' SHIT?

Aw...c'mon, Andrew, are you fuckin' shittin' me?

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