What happened when I was driving through the mountains of central California

[Andrew (imported)]

I was driving down a lonely country road

one cold winter day when it began to sleet

pretty heavily. My windows were getting icy

and my wiper blades were badly worn and

quickly fell apart under the strain.

Unable to drive any further because of the

ice building up on my front window I suddenly

had a great idea. I stopped and began to

overturn large rocks until I located two

very lethargic hibernating rattle snakes. I

grabbed them up, straightened them out flat

and installed them on my blades and they

worked just fine.

What! You've never heard of wind chilled vipers?

[Tripod (imported)]

ANDREW !!!

I thought of the same thing, too! Same thing happened to me, when I was driving in Canada. I was driving in my trusty Chevy Astro van...

Did I ever tell you about my van? Great vehicle! I loved it. Named it "VINCENT". Painted its name on the sides.

Yup! And every place I drove it, people would stop and say, "Look at that Vincent van go!".

[Andrew (imported)]

Did I ever tell you about my van? Great vehicle! I loved it. Named it "VINCENT". Painted its name on the sides.

Yup! And every place I drove it, people would stop and say, "Look at that Vincent van go!".

Hmm, that gives me an idea. I'll paint my new car with a big "S" on the hood and decorate it with snails.

Then when cruising at high speed in the neighborhood, my neighbors can

exclaim, "Look at that "s" car go!"

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