Detached Ranger — an idea

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

Watching the games at a local sports bar in Charleston has me thinking. It’s just fantasy/joke, but if I could easily detach Ranger and leave him near the bathrooms here, what would be the likely outcome for him?

I have a few ideas, from female/male patrons finding him to him ending up in the kitchen. Feed my ego and add your ideas for my boy below. I’m 99% certain he’s gonna be detached at some point in the future, so let’s give him a good tribute while he’s still suspended from my hips.

[WheelyFixed]

Lots of possible fantasy fuel, but my realist expectation would have a trash can in his future.... Most of us have been taught since we were little kids not to pick up strange things on the floor, especially around restrooms...

WheelyFixed

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

Lots of possible fantasy fuel, but my realist expectation would have a trash can in his future.... Most of us have been taught since we were little kids not to pick up strange things on the floor, especially around restrooms...

WheelyFixed

The trash can?!??!!! Nooooooooo!! I’m hoping some chick would find him and slip him in her purse — it is fantasy after all lol

I know Ranger has both fans and haters on here, I wanna hear from them. Gimme fuel for my spank bank tonight.

[mandler1 (imported)]

This is probably an urban legend but I've heard a story about med students who would chop the wieners off cadavers in anatomy class and leave them in urinals in public washrooms.

[Losethem (imported)]

I guess we would know what mystery meat was blended with the Hamburger Helper in the kitchen.

[WheelyFixed]

This is probably an urban legend but I've heard a story about med students who would chop the wieners off cadavers in anatomy class and leave them in urinals in public washrooms.

Haven't heard that particular variant, but definitely have heard of other stunts w/ med students and cadavers... Best one was supposedly at a hospital where the head honcho's daughter would park her convertible in the ambulance spaces by ER when visiting daddy (who wouldn't do anything to stop her) Annoyed med students got a decapitated "customer" one day, and decided to pose him in her drivers seat w/ head in normal position... She came out and started screaming at the dude sitting in her car, and hit him when he didn't respond.... When the guy lost his head, she seriously freaked. Daddy was peeved, but couldn't say much given that she was parking where she shouldn't be... But she NEVER parked there again...

WheelyFixed

[Valery_V (imported)]

I guess we would know what mystery meat was blended with the Hamburger Helper in the kitchen.

Terrible assumption!!!

[Valery_V (imported)]

Haven't heard that particular variant, but definitely have heard of other stunts w/ med students and cadavers... Best one was supposedly at a hospital where the head honcho's daughter would park her convertible in the ambulance spaces by ER when visiting daddy (who wouldn't do anything to stop her) Annoyed med students got a decapitated "customer" one day, and decided to pose him in her drivers seat w/ head in normal position... She came out and started screaming at the dude sitting in her car, and hit him when he didn't respond.... When the guy lost his head, she seriously freaked. Daddy was peeved, but couldn't say much given that she was parking where she shouldn't be... But she NEVER parked there again...

WheelyFixed

I think I saw something like this in some black comedy...

[rogerwpbfl (imported)]

I guess we would know what mystery meat was blended with the Hamburger Helper in the kitchen.

Not gonna lie. This gave me a little boner lol

[Wolf-Pup (imported)]

I thought you didn't plan on actually parting with the 'little' fellow? Also why would there be fans or haters?

I would imagine he'd end up in the lost and found along with the other random things people leave behind when they are drunk.

"Yo Mac! Anyone turn in my junk last night? I had it when I came in, but then don't remember anything after that third Long Island Iced Tea!"