Texas Jokes

[Studlover (imported)]

(Those of you who are regular readers, have probably realized I am not only from Texas but a Native and a Proud One. I do enjoy poking fun at my Native State, but wouldn't live anwhere else. Enjoy the jokes). <<Studlover>>

Tall Tales

Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on a lonesome Texas prarie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous. A night of tall tales begins.

The first one says, "I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my bare hands."

The second cowboy can't stand to be bested. "Why that's nothing. I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen-foot rattlesnake slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands, bit its head off and sucked the poison down in one gulp. And I'm still here today."

The third cowboy remained silent, silently stirring the coals with his hands

A short story...

If a cowboy rode into town on Friday and left three days later on Friday. How the heck did it happen?

Answer: The horse's name is Friday