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What's it mean when my dick always wakes up before I do? Like literally every morning, standing tall lifting the sheets of my abs, daring me to roll onto my stomach just to feel it bend ...and snap.

I'm gonna start sleeping with a couple bands and a sharp knife on the nightstand. PLEEEASE go back to sleep you annoying puppet of a cock
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Nocturnal erections are a natural mechanism, generaly present at the end of the night, is in place to ensure a good irrigation and relaxation of the cavernous tissus in order to keep them healthy for when they would be needed for reproduction. It's kind of amazing that there is (at least) two mecanisms to provoque erections. One as an inside testing and lubricating function that has nothing to do with fantasm or sexual excitation and the other working out with the cerebral activity, fatasm, voyeurism etc. A complex friend for sure.
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wanasoso2 (imported) wrote: Sat May 06, 2023 5:14 am Nocturnal erections are a natural mechanism, generaly present at the end of the night, is in place to ensure a good irrigation and relaxation of the cavernous tissus in order to keep them healthy for when they would be needed for reproduction. It's kind of amazing that there is (at least) two mecanisms to provoque erections. One as an inside testing and lubricating function that has nothing to do with fantasm or sexual excitation and the other working out with the cerebral activity, fatasm, voyeurism etc. A complex friend for sure.

A complex friend perhaps, but if it keeps waking me up it's gonna get cut and tossed in the corner with my shoes -- if not dropped out the window.

Maybe after I've had a few hours sleep it will still be viable for reattachment. Maybe not. Depends on my mood after I find what real sleep feels like.

Hope it's not garbage day LOL -- bye bye Ranger
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rogerwpbfl (imported) wrote: Sat May 06, 2023 5:04 am What's it mean when my dick always wakes up before I do? Like literally every morning, standing tall lifting the sheets of my abs, daring me to roll onto my stomach just to feel it bend ...and snap.

I'm gonna start sleeping with a couple bands and a sharp knife on the nightstand. PLEEEASE go back to sleep you annoying puppet of a cock

You are lucky!

Don't you dare hurt your Ranger! :)
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Valery_V (imported) wrote: Sat May 06, 2023 4:58 pm You are lucky!

Don't you dare hurt your Ranger! :)

Depends. If he raises his fat purple head one more time when I’m trying to sleep it’s gonna be balls only for me. He’ll become a lawn ornament in the neighbors yard for the birds to perch on.
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Have you considered getting a shot of something to "turn him off" for a while?😄
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rogerwpbfl (imported) wrote: Mon May 08, 2023 7:33 am Depends. If he raises his fat purple head one more time when I’m trying to sleep it’s gonna be balls only for me. He’ll become a lawn ornament in the neighbors yard for the birds to perch on.

Well, I'd be glad to help you make him behave the rest of the day. Just let me give Ranger what he wants, and you should be good until at least dinner time.
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The first time you wake up with a soft non erect penis you will be hooked. The feeling is amazing and unexplainable. I would never want to go back to having nocturnal erections. It is so peaceful and pleasant waking up soft. It is sooo relaxing. It's one of the unexpected delights I've experienced as a eunuch.
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Paolo wrote: Mon May 08, 2023 9:16 am Have you considered getting a shot of something to "turn him off" for a while?😄

Yeah Paolo! What I need is a switch or a remote control for him. Turn him off, sleep.

Leave his remote on the nightstand for my partners to turn him on as needed. Also, if there were a "disconnect" button so they could pop him off and they could have their fun as I continue to sleep. That would be a fantasy come true!!

...unless they decided to steal him and then that would kinda suck. Especially if I could still "feel" what he was feeling.
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4everLimp (imported) wrote: Mon May 08, 2023 3:17 pm The first time you wake up with a soft non erect penis you will be hooked. The feeling is amazing and unexplainable. I would never want to go back to having nocturnal erections. It is so peaceful and pleasant waking up soft. It is sooo relaxing. It's one of the unexpected delights I've experienced as a eunuch.

Unfortunately I have only tried it a few times, while I was low dosing my T. But I can testify, the feeling is beyond great.
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