Big Balls - little dick

[rebecca (imported)]

He did'nt measure up......do you?

r

[Andrew (imported)]

He did'nt measure up......do you?

r

Your asking this question in The EUNUCH archives? Talk about people unclear on the concept.



For the record, I have NO balls, and a little penis.

[Riverwind (imported)]

Andrew you are right on the money on this one, I could not have said it better myself. Thanks for the laugh.

River

[rebecca (imported)]

Sorry; did not mean to offend anyone.

[yankee masha (imported)]

There are no small parts, there are only small actors...

Anyway it may be short but it's as big 'round as a can of corn.

And who could be offended by a picure of such a beautiful cock and balls? Why the head alone is worth the price of admission.

[rebecca (imported)]

I don't know what I'm going to do with his dick, but the balls are going on my nightstand

[yankee masha (imported)]

On your nightstand? Some fashion sense, Lady! I would think they'd make a great pair of earrings.

And the dick could go on the nightstand -- as a lamp.

We can wire it ahead of time if you like. Or stick a candle in it.

[Charlieje (imported)]

Wiring a wire?

And I thought the making a lamp out of everything craze had ended years ago!

[rebecca (imported)]

I don't think there's a lamp shade small or light enough. ...and those things would be too heavy for my ears, especially after being dipped in metal. door - knockers maybe?

[yankee masha (imported)]

We can use them as door knockers right now. But if it's too small for a lamp, how about a holder for a birthday candle? We can do that now too.

Salami, your remarks are not nice...they're funny, but they're not nice. Keep tehm up.

Before he has to lose them though I hope you will have them dipped in hot wax and make a mold of them.