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Paolo wrote: Wed Aug 10, 2022 9:05 pm I wonder what McD's serves in Norway? Filet of Lutefisk?

They serve the same crap as they do in the US. I didn't see any signs of lutefisk, though I couldn't detect its foul smell if it was there (lost my sense of smell to Covid). Fortunately, I only eat McD's about once every 3 or 4 months, but only if the kitchen is depleted at home.
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kristoff wrote: Mon Aug 08, 2022 8:35 am In a few hours I am leaving for a 9 day trip to Norway. Hope to see family. Going to be in Oslo for 3 days, then 1 day in Flam, and 4 days in Bergen. Have to arrange the transfer of my title to a house in Bergen, to a relative yet to be determined. If anyone local wishes to meet up, send me a message on the boards here. I will have a computer with me, so I should be able to be on the boards. Later....

Be sure to share with us the weather. ;) & nature.

Good lox (smoked salmon) I believe

Please share your menus.

Moi 🚬

Don't know about Norwegian weed.
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Never had Lutefisk, but I have had Icelandic rotted shark, which I'm told is similar...

My GF and I did a trip to Iceland, Scotland and the UK, and the Netherlands many years ago before I got hurt... We flew Air Iceland which I highly recommend, because of their doing hub & spoke out of Reykjavik, which breaks up the long flight and gives you a chance to stretch your legs. use a real restroom, and so on... They also let you stay up to 5 days at no extra air fair (smart business, as they bought a big chunk of the Icelandic tourism industry when they started making the offer)

Iceland is a very interesting place - the only spot in the world where you can DRIVE from Europe to North America... It has a very stark beauty and very friendly folks. Reykjavik is a very walkable city that also has some neat sculpture, I was particularly fond of the 'Tomb of the Unknown Bureaucrat' - good humor in that one...

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Ballsapp (imported) wrote: Tue Aug 09, 2022 1:13 am I'm only partly local but I'm in Oslo until Thursday

If you are still local, I am at Thon Hotel Opera, and have the day free. Send me a PM or here and we can connect. Sorry to take so long to respond, past couple of days have been very busy.
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Some traditional Norwegian dishes:

Smalahove med kålrotstappe = Sheephead with turnip stew

Fårikål = Sheep in cabbage

Pinnekjøtt _ Stickmeat, christmasfood

Lungemos = Mashed lungs

Lumpe

Raspeball/ kompe/ potetball

Brunost = Brown cheese

Vaffelkake

Rømmegrøt

Kvæfjordskake

Bon appetite

Norwegians don't bomb baby whales, they eat them.

Whale meat can be bought in ordinary supermarkets and food stores.
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moi621 (imported) wrote: Thu Aug 11, 2022 12:14 pm Be sure to share with us the weather. ;) & nature.

Good lox (smoked salmon) I believe

Please share your menus.

Moi 🚬

Don't know about Norwegian weed.

Lows in the 50s, Highs most days mid 70s. People wearing jackets everywhere -- they think I am crazy because I just wear a T-shirt. It finally rained last nite in Bergen. Lasted about 20 miniutes. No big deal I only had to duck into a hallway in Bryggen for a few minutes. Had a beer and then back to the hotel. It was great.
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In about an hour or so I am heading to the airport. Have to stop at the RoyalBlue office and get a refund of taxes on the stuff I am taking back to the US with me. Then off to Iceland, layover for about an hour, then off to Minnesota. It will be good to get back to Central Daylight Time. Central time and Norway time both show on the phone, which can sometimes be confusing after a quick look. The telemarketer calls didn't stop - of course, if I didn't recognize the number, I did not answer -- saved about 25 cents a minute telling them to F off.
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kristoff wrote: Wed Aug 17, 2022 12:45 am Lows in the 50s, Highs most days mid 70s. People wearing jackets everywhere -- they think I am crazy because I just wear a T-shirt. It finally rained last nite in Bergen. Lasted about 20 miniutes. No big deal I only had to duck into a hallway in Bryggen for a few minutes. Had a beer and then back to the hotel. It was great.

Not hot at all. Pretty cool to flaunt in a t-shirt :).
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Here's a repost of an old one from 2009, with apologies to Jesus for the "fire" comment. THAT one aged like milk:

'Tis the season for the brave and the cold.

A temperature scale graduated for people in the Great White North:

Temperatures are in Fahrenheit.

This might make you laugh and feel better!

+50

# New York tenants turn on the heat

# Minnesotans plant gardens

+40

# Californians shiver uncontrollably

# Minnesotans sunbathe

# The Red Nun cavorts in a 2-piece bikini

+35

# Italian cars don't start

+32

# Distilled water freezes

+30

# You can see your breath

# You plan a vacation in Florida

# Politicians begin to worry about the homeless

# Minnesotans eat ice cream

# The Red Nun has extra hot fudge

+25

# Boston water freezes

# Californians weep pitiably

# Cat insists on sleeping on your bed with you

# Jesus' (A) wife gets very irritable

+20

# Cleveland water freezes

# San Franciscans start thinking favorably of LA

# Green Bay Packers fans put on T-shirts

+15

# You plan a vacation in CANCUN!!!!!

# Minnesotans go swimming

# (Mind that red 2-piece!)

+10

# Too cold to snow

# You need jumper cables to get the car going

# The Red Nun's habit turns into cardboard and breaks

0

# New York landlords turn on the heat

# Jesus' wife flees the state for Tahiti

-5

# You can hear your breath

# You plan a vacation to Hawaii

# Entire population of the South dies

-10

# American cars don't start

# Too cold to skate

# Jesus' wife sets the house on fire for heat

-15

# You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo

# Miamians cease to exist

# Minnesotans lick flagpoles (this can go a few ways!)

-20

# Cat insists on sleeping in your pajamas with you

# People in Lacrosse think about taking down screens

-25

# Too cold to kiss

# You need jumper cables to get the driver going

# Japanese cars don't start

# Jesus' wife books passage to planet Mercury

# Minnesota Twins head for spring training

-30

# You plan a two-week hot bath

# Minnesotans shovel snow off roof (after putting swimsuits up)

# Half of the lower Midwest dies

# Talula dances nude on I-94

# Riverwind goes into hibernation

# Gem notices that it's wintertime

-38

# Mercury freezes

# Too cold to think

# Minnesotans button top button

# The Nun turns on the heat

-40

# Californians disappear

# Florida glaciates

# Car insists on sleeping in your bed with you

# Minnesotans put on sweaters

-50

# Congressional hot air freezes

# Alaskans close the bathroom window

# Green Bay Packers practice indoors

# Everyone south of the lower border of MN dies

-60

# Walruses abandon Aleutians

# Minnesotans put gloves away, take out mittens

# Boy Scouts in Eau Claire start Klondike Derby

# Altar boys deliver "holy ice"

-70

# Minneapolis residents replace diving boards with hockey nets

# Ridgeway snowmobilers organize trans-river race to Buffalo

-80

# Polar bears abandon Baffin Island

# Girl Scouts in Eau Claire start Klondike Derby

# Native Alaskan kids are still out swimming

-90

# Lawyers chase ambulances for no more than 10 miles

# Wisconsinites migrate to Minnesota thinking it MUST be warmer

# Wisconsinites get a big surprise

-100

# Santa Claus abandons North Pole

# Minnesotans pull down ear flaps

-173

# Ethyl alcohol freezes

# The Nun's communion whiskey freezes (she's pissed!)

-445

# Superconductivity

-452

# Helium becomes a liquid

-454

# Hell freezes over

-456

# Illinois drivers drop below 85 MPH on I-90 (must be MN escapees?)

-458

# Incumbent politician renounces a campaign contribution

-460 (Absolute Zero)

# All atomic motion ceases

# Minnesotans agree as to how it's getting a "mite nippy"

# Native Alaskans look at Minnesotans and just shake their heads
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When I was going to school in Wyoming, I can remember sleeping in my dorm room, with the window open, when it was -20F outside. We're talking cold enough that when you took a morning shower, and didn't dry your hair completely, it would freeze if you went outside.

I'd have the windows open mostly because the school installed radiators at the windows which had two settings, volcano and absolute zero. You barely opened the water valve, you were roasting. Turn it off, and you turned into an ice cube.

I think that dorm has been torn down or is soon to be, now.
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