Hot Penguin

[BillyBlogs (imported)]

There was a penguin that lived in a big city.

The penguin had a lunch date, but was late getting away from work. Worse than that, the hot concrete footpath wasn't at all pleasant to walk on with webbed feet.

As the little penguin waddled along as fast as he could to his date, he came upon a Baskins and Robbins shop. Oh damn, the penguin thought. There's nothing more satisfying to a hot penguin in a big city that cool, cool, ice cream. And this one couldn't resist either. So he popped in for just a vanilla single serve cone.

Off the Penguin waddled again, fast as he could. Finally he gets to his regular bar where he's meeting his friends. In he goes, waddles up to the bar and hops up onto a bar stool with his little clique, huffing and puffing and all red in the face.

The barman comes over and asks, "Whats happened to you, you look like you've blown a seal?"

"Eh?" Says the penguin, and while looking down he brushes his lapel, and says "No no no, that's just a little ice cream."