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Why is it always a Florida man???

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Florida man with drugs around penis denies they were his

Associated Press

December 22, 2021

CLEARWATER, Fla. (AP) — Florida authorities said they found cocaine and methamphetamine wrapped around a man’s penis during a traffic stop, but the man denied the drugs were his.

Pinellas County sheriff’s deputies said they stopped a vehicle driving without its lights on at 4 a.m. last Saturday. WFLA-TV reports the driver was arrested on charges of DUI and marijuana possession.

Authorities said they found a gun under the passenger’s seat while searching the car and discovered the drugs while searching the passenger.

The man said the drugs were not his, but didn’t say who the drugs belonged to, according to the arrest report.

https://apnews.com/article/oddities-flo ... 38341c70e4

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Why is it always a Florida man???

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Florida man with drugs around penis denies they were his

Associated Press

December 22, 2021

CLEARWATER, Fla. (AP) — Florida authorities said they found cocaine and methamphetamine wrapped around a man’s penis during a traffic stop, but the man denied the drugs were his.

Pinellas County sheriff’s deputies said they stopped a vehicle driving without its lights on at 4 a.m. last Saturday. WFLA-TV reports the driver was arrested on charges of DUI and marijuana possession.

Authorities said they found a gun under the passenger’s seat while searching the car and discovered the drugs while searching the passenger.

The man said the drugs were not his, but didn’t say who the drugs belonged to, according to the arrest report.

https://apnews.com/article/oddities-flo ... 38341c70e4

The message does not say whose penis is in question ...

Maybe it wasn't his penis? Or maybe he has no penis at all?

He claims that drugs are not his. And people must be trusted!

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Suspect: Officer, these are not my drugs!

Officer: But the name written on the bag is yours and it's wrapped around your own dick.

Suspect: Yes they are, but I don't know how they got there.

Officer: Well, I'm going to just have to go ahead and confiscate these illegal drugs... OH MY! What do we have here? A gun under the seat!

Suspect: Yes, it just fell out of my ass through the hole in the seat, and slid over to the passenger side.

Officer: This is just getting worse for you by the minute, I'm going to have to confiscate the gun as well. Now if you just get that bag of drugs off your dick, we can finish this up.

Suspect: They're crazy glued to my cock, I can't get them off.

Officer: (Whips out knife) This just got A LOT worse for you than it was. You see, I have to take the drugs in, and well, they're not coming off you without a little help.

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Officer: (Whips out knife) This just got A LOT worse for you than it was. You see, I have to take the drugs in, and well, they're not coming off you without a little help.

Here you go! I hinted that such an outcome of the case is possible. Now the authorities will not be able to present anything to the suspect .

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Florida man with drugs around penis denies they were his.

Apparently, he was in the bathroom when some guys came in, pointed a gun at him, and tied the drugs to his dick.

"The authorities of Florida say that they found the cocaine and methamphetamine which are wrapped up around the man's penis during a traffic stop" As? Why? On it there were no trousers? What the strange stop of the movement is?

I seriously ask a question whether there are in Florida so many stories with naked bodies because there all the time devilishly hot.

Sometimes they are removable. Otherwise King Missile is called.

"The officer, I swear, this member has to belong to someone to another!"

The man swears that knows nothing about drugs! On a question, why... the man says... "It was even not my own penis! I held it for someone another!"

Cops threw it to it on the member while he reflected over world social and economic problems.

Removable penis

Each penis removable. Somewhat.

Everything is removed if to pull rather strongly

I want to know why his member in general was involved during "a usual stop of the movement"

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Why is it always a Florida man???

No, not "a Florida Man", just "FloridaMan". He's like a superhero no one calls for. He's a trailer park legend.