Fell on a shell

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Losethem (imported) wrote: Mon Dec 06, 2021 8:51 am She walks side to side because she broke her ankle when she fell. I'm seriously doubting Ranger, or anything else, accidentally went up her a**e. ;)

Now if Ranger is feeling lonely, and needs an a**e without a cock attached to keep warm with, I'm sure there is more than one nullo around here willing to take on the task.

While he's still attached or sans my thrusting, bucking hips? Could be his first adventure out on his own lmao
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A flame thrower?

I'm not certain a 🔥 would qualify as more pleasurable. ;)
rogerwpbfl (imported) wrote: Wed Dec 08, 2021 12:36 pm While he's still attached or sans my thrusting, bucking hips? Could be his first adventure out on his own lmao

Looking at your photo, I'd prefer the first option please. :dong: 💥 🙏
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I looked up the story, and well... 57mm diameter 441mm long shell? Someone was either very adventurous or very unlucky. :-\ 👀

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ordnance_ ... etagne.jpg wikipedia photo for scale of the shell.
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Talk about Mr. Slave from South Park... Did they find Paris Hilton up in there, too??? 😄
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Paolo wrote: Thu Dec 09, 2021 4:50 pm Talk about Mr. Slave from South Park... Did they find Paris Hilton up in there, too??? 😄

Mr. Slave

https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Mr._Slave

Paris Hilton

https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Paris_Hilton

The Stupid Spoiled Whore store.

Bebe Stevens, and many other girls, shopped there while Wendy Testaburger was horrified, at first, along with her father, to see what was sold there.

Skanque, a perfume, was sold there along with a lot of other items and clothes.

After the episode ended it is unknown to what happened to the store, although it is possible it was shut down due to Paris Hilton getting trapped in Mr. Slave's rectum and him stating that being spoiled and whorish is a bad thing.

Mr. Slave is the husband of Big Gay Al. He is also the ex-boyfriend of Herbert Garrison.

Paris Hilton is a celebrity. Paris managed to survive and escape Mr. Slave's anus.
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Paolo wrote: Thu Dec 09, 2021 4:50 pm Talk about Mr. Slave from South Park...
😄

He was the homosexual lover of Herbert Garrison, and his teaching aid before the latter had sex reassignment surgery.

His first major role was in "The Death Camp of Tolerance", in which Mr. Garrison, the elementary school teacher of the main characters, learns that he can sue the education board for a lot of money if he is fired for being gay, and does his best to ensure this happens.

To this end he hires Mr. Slave as his classroom assistant, or, for short, "teacher's ass." The lessons become increasingly sexual, and degenerate in nature, culminating in Mr. Garrison inserting the class gerbil, Lemmiwinks, into Mr. Slave's rectum.

Despite Mr. Slave's occupation, he is shown to be wise and knowledgeable, offering characters advice when in certain situations. His most prominent moment was in "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset", when he gave Wendy Testaburger advice after she wanted to become a whore after seeing that many of her friends had become part of the new trend.

Mr. Slave pushed Wendy to not follow the lifestyle due to his own personal experiences and has claimed to be a whore since the day he was born. As a child he has shown to have faked a fever for his mother to take his temperature through his rear end. In his later life he tried to get other boys involved by pretending to be a voice to shout out to beat up the queer kid where he giggles and says "Jesus Christ" after being tackled by all the football boys.

He subsequently competed in a 'Whore-Off' with Paris Hilton, culminating in her being forced up Mr. Slave's ass. However, having finished this, Mr. Slave rejected the applause, telling parents that they had to teach their children that people like Paris Hilton were to be despised or they'd never learn it, prompting the girls to apologize to Wendy.

In the episode "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina", Mr. Garrison has a sex change operation and becomes a woman. Mr. Slave is upset that he was not consulted on the operation beforehand, which starts an argument, he commented that Garrison never stopped to think how everybody else around her would feel about the sex change, and, being gay, is no longer attracted to Garrison as a woman.

When Garrison (now referred to as Mrs. Garrison) callously suggests that Mr. Slave simply stop being gay so that they can continue their affair, he says "How can you say that? You're gay too." When Garrison responds that she is a woman, not gay, Mr. Slave walks out, thus ending their relationship.

In the episode "Follow That Egg!", Garrison decides that she wants him back, but learns that she is too late, as Mr. Slave had moved on with Big Gay Al — to whom he is now engaged. Jilted, Ms. Garrison makes an ardent, though ultimately failed, attempt to get gay marriage banned.
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fhunter wrote: Thu Dec 09, 2021 2:32 pm I looked up the story, and well... 57mm diameter 441mm long shell? Someone was either very adventurous or very unlucky. :-\ 👀

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ordnance_ ... etagne.jpg wikipedia photo for scale of the shell.

Thanks for the link. Very interesting photos ...
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