"Why the hell did he do this?"

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Man Castrates Himself!
Valery_V (imported) wrote: Thu Sep 23, 2021 8:00 pm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=
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ahhhhh the pain was!

Tosh. O male castration
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Icelandic Phallological Museum, an institution that dedicates itself exclusively to featuring and preserving male genitalia.

Proudly touting it as “the world’s only penis museum,” the museum’s founder and curator Sigurður “Siggi” Hjartarson has managed to procure the genitalia of almost every species under the sun...

Watch: Two Men Duke It Out for Castration in Trailer for Penis-Centric Doc ‘The Final Member’

https://www.indiewire.com/2014/02/watch ... ber-29754/

The Final Member (Official Trailer)
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How German Filmmaker Jan Soldat Finds Love In (Very) Unexpected Places

https://www.indiewire.com/2016/06/jan-s ... 201692156/
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A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his land (not a political joke)

A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Montana when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust.

The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?"

Bud looks at the man, who obviously is a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, why not?"

The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Macbook Air, tethers it to his Galaxy S3 and uses its built-in GPS function to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to a NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.

The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany ...

Within seconds, he receives an email on his Android that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email on his Macbook Air, after a few minutes, receives a response.

Finally, he simply opens the spreadsheet on his laptop, turns to the cowboy and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves."

"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says Bud.

He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.

Then Bud says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?"

The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?"

"You're a Congressman for the U.S. Government", says Bud.

"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"

"No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollars worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about how working people make a living - or about cows, for that matter. This is a herd of sheep.”

“Now give me back my dog.”
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Big Dick Prank in Public
Valery_V (imported) wrote: Thu Sep 23, 2021 8:00 pm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=
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Nuts Prank Compilation
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Vinny Ohh - Four pictures of a model who wants to look like a sexless alien

https://www.timeslive.co.za/sunday-time ... ess-alien/

Remove My Genitals To Make Me A Genderless ‘Alien’: HOOKED ON THE LOOK
Valery_V (imported) wrote: Thu Sep 23, 2021 8:00 pm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=
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Vinny Ohh makeup artist

https://allfamousbirthday.com/vinny-ohh/

Meet the Genderless Alien -Vinny Ohh!

https://wikiodin.com/meet-the-genderles ... vinny-ohh/
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Vinny Ohh -
Valery_V (imported) wrote: Sat Oct 16, 2021 7:10 am Remove My Genitals To Make Me A Genderless ‘Alien’

She (Vinny uses she/her pronouns now) posted a picture (link below) and in response to a comment confirmed she was indeed nullified. From what can be seen in the picture, I wouldn't disagree. The plastic surgery aside, which doesn't bother me one way or another, sometimes people need a little "help" to find their true selves....just like we do.

Link: https://twitter.com/vinnyohhh/status/12 ... 45/photo/1
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grapesoda19 (imported) wrote: Sat Oct 16, 2021 3:34 pm She (Vinny uses she/her pronouns now) posted a picture (link below) and in response to a comment confirmed she was indeed nullified. From what can be seen in the picture, I wouldn't disagree. The plastic surgery aside, which doesn't bother me one way or another, sometimes people need a little "help" to find their true selves....just like we do.

Link: https://twitter.com/vinnyohhh/status/12 ... 45/photo/1

He's a designer. Tweeted: "IM OBNOXIOUS".

I understand that he is still in search of his own expression.

Don't take it all seriously :).
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Valery_V (imported) wrote: Sat Oct 16, 2021 7:26 pm Don't take it all seriously :).

There for awhile, she was a makeup artist. Now, I'm not sure. Then again, I don't follow her on social media. :)

Oh, I don't take anything or anyone on the internet serious. :) Except for pronouns. :)
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Gay sauna worker shares hilarious, NSFW stories: From noisy straight men to drag orgies

https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2021/10/16/g ... eson-farn/

Jameson Farn has written all about his experiences working in gay saunas in a fascinating new book titled Bathhouse Babylon. The volume has been billed as a “behind the scenes account of the bathhouse world” offering a “private insider’s viewpoint”.

For years, gay saunas have been a place of refuge for queer people. The establishments generally allow men – those who identify as gay, bisexual, queer or even straight – to come together in a shared space to explore their sexualities.

Gay saunas are still going strong in many parts of the world, but many have shuttered as queer people became more open about their identities. Dating apps such as Grindr have allowed many gay and bisexual men to have hook-ups and other sexual experiences without walking into a gay sauna.

That’s why it’s so important that incredible story of the gay sauna is not forgotten. These bathhouses were – and continue to be – vital entry routes into queer sexuality for LGBT+ people across the world.

Below, Jameson Farn shares some of his best anecdotes from his many years working in gay saunas, from the straight men who frequent bathhouses to what he describes as “the lonely hearts club”. For example, here is one of these stories.

"Older men had a habit of ‘fainting’ and being rescued by naked men":

One thing all three of these men of a certain age would have in common is a term we used to each other called the “pulling a princess” effect. Meaning, things were too hot to handle.

No matter what day or time of night, at some point one of these types of men would be soaking up the heat from either the dry sauna or steam room for a bit too long. Maybe if men were having sex in there, they didn’t want to leave and miss out on what they were seeing or feeling but they would be in there for so long that they would pass out.

Right away we’d turn the lights up, have the heat or steam shut down, barricade the room and outer area to let in fresh air while we checked on them, we would give them some juice to try and drink while attempting to revive them, very rarely we’d have to call for an ambulance who would take care of them on the spot and then be on their way.

If we recognized them to be a repeat offender of this kind of antic, that’s when we would tell each other that someone was “pulling a princess”. We knew it had begun as part of a game for them to play, as they were immediately granted attention, were fawned over, were even physically removed by men that were pretty much naked or ambulance attendants. And you knew they were up to no good when they would also try to grab your crotch while being taken out of the hot room.
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