seanthomas (imported) wrote: Wed Sep 29, 2021 6:31 am I have several friends, doctors and nurses, who have worked the ER (A&E), and their stories indicate this sort of thing is not uncommon. All manner of things end up in rectums, vaginas and penises far more than people would think. Incidents are generally accompanied by an implausible explanation as to how the object ended up in the affected orifice. The irony is in an era of prolific sex toys and ease of discreet purchase why would anyone employ a household item, fruit or vegetable, as a sex aid?
Sometimes the dick wants what it wants.
