Teen, 15, Gets USB Cable Stuck Inside His Genitals Trying To Measure Length
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"Why the hell did he do this?", The teen eventually told the doctors that he did it "in order to measure the length of his penis, aroused by sexual curiosity."
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I wonder what his data transfer rate was?
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You may get a USB cable in a package but that doesn’t mean that you should put the cable inside your package, meaning your penis.
If you have a penis or are empathetic towards any penises, a new case report published in the journal Urology Case Reports may make you cringe. For the case report, a team from University College Hospital in London, United Kingdom (Ioannis Loufopoulos, Konstantinos Kapriniotis, Clio Kennedy, Sabareen Huq, Thomas Reid, and Ashwin Sridhar) detailed what happened to a 15-yeard-old boy who decided to insert a USB cable into his urethra, the opening of his penis.
Although USB stands for Universal Serial Bus and “universal” seems to imply “everywhere,” there are limits to where a USB cable should go. For example, it typically should not go in your spaghetti. Instead, people tend to use USB cables to connect computers to peripheral devices such as cameras, printers, scanners, and storage devices. Note that this list does not include your penis. And, in general, your penis usually doesn’t qualify as a peripheral device, regardless of what you may call it. Your penis is not something that can be removed and attach to different things that easily.
Nonetheless, the saga described in the case report began when the teen decided to insert the USB cable into his penis via his urethra. Now such a statement usually begs a follow-up question, such as “why the heck did he do that,” rather than a response like “naturally” or “of course, he did.” Well, the teen eventually told doctors that he did it “to measure the length of his penis triggered by sexual curiosity.” But let’s not get ahead of the story, so to speak.
When he tried to remove the USB cable from his urethra, he couldn’t. Instead he noticed blood in his urine. This prompted him to go to the emergency department. Doctors first tried using a scope to remove the cable. And in this case, scope didn’t mean a kaleidoscope, a telescope, or mouthwash.
Rigid Surgical Urethroscope
Pictures here is a rigid cystoscope. (Photo: Getty) getty
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Instead, they inserted a rigid cystoscope into his urethra. Such a scope can have either a blade or laser that can cut away tissue inside the urethra to help loosen and remove the cable. While the words “blade”, “laser”, or “cut” next to the words “urethra” and “penis” may seem plenty, like “OMG,” invasive, it is actually the less invasive way of dealing with a urethra problem. However, this procedure could not remove the cable due to a knot in the USB cable. That led to the patient being transferred to the University College Hospital department with deeper experience and expertise.
There, the adolescent asked to be examined without his mother present. After all, this wouldn’t be your usual mother-son conversation. The adolescent then described to the doctors who authored the case report all that had transpired. The doctors found no evidence of any pre-existing physical or mental health issues.
Next, the doctors checked X-rays to confirm “the exact position and shape of the formatted knot, and the patient was transferred to the theatre,” in the words of the case report. Here, theatre meant operating room and not a movie theater or a Broadway-type theater. This wouldn’t have been the time to see The Phantom of the Opera.
In the operating room, surgeons made an incision into his penis, noticed that the cable had been cut in two segments, and then removed both segments. After sewing up his urethra and penis, the surgeons then inserted catheters so that urine could bypass the affected area for a while to allow it to heal. Two weeks later, doctors checked the area, didn’t find any leakage or excessive scar tissue, and removed the catheters.
This certainly was not the first case of someone trying to insert an object into his urethra. Where there’s a hole, there’s a way. The case report mentioned a whole lot of other things that people have put into their urethras. This included other reports of needles, pins, iron wires, pistachio shells, plastic forks, spoons, metal screws, aluminum, pieces of cardboard or paper, staples, writing utensils such as pens and pencils, coaxial cables, spray foam sealant, and other objects, as described by a publication in Urology. Yes, apparently you could fill a desk drawer with things that people have put in their urethras.
Your penis, of course, is not a purse, pocket, or a pin cushion. You shouldn’t be telling anyone, “want me to carry that for you? I can put it in my penis.” It’s a bad idea to store anything in your penis besides happiness and whatever happens to already be inside your penis naturally. If you want to measure the length of your penis, there is something called a ruler. If your answer is, “well the ruler is not long enough,” then use two rulers, a tape measure, or GPS. Or snap yourself back to that thing called reality.
If you want sexual excitement, there are plenty of other options such as talking dirty or discussing stock portfolios. And if you tend to do unusual and risky things when you are drunk, either don’t drink alcohol or wear a cast iron chastity belt whenever you do.
If you want to keep from getting someone pregnant, try a condom instead. Just last month, I covered for Forbes the case of a man who used an epoxy adhesive to seal off the opening of his penis before having sex with his partner. This was an example of not having a glue about contraception.
There are many reasons why you shouldn’t be putting things close to or into your urethra besides, “ooooooouuuch!!!!” You can introduce bacteria or other pathogens that can cause nasty infections. You can damage the inside of the urethra so that narrowing of urethral structures may occur, which in turn can block the passage of urine. You can puncture the urethra or even your bladder, which can be a surgical emergency. Oh, and in case all of these other issues don’t raise concerns, you can damage your ability to have an erection.
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There are things called USB dongles. But they are supposed to be inserted into you computer and not your, well you get the picture. (Photo by Sean Gallup/Getty Images) Getty Images
It’s a bad idea in general to put any computer equipment and accessories in your body. Sure they don’t tend to have warnings on their packages such as “do not use on your penis.” Similarly, your penis doesn’t come with warning labels. Nevertheless, keep such equipment away from your equipment. A USB Wi-fi stick may be called a dongle, but that doesn’t mean that a USB cable should go into your, well, you get the picture.
text:
You may get a USB cable in a package but that doesn’t mean that you should put the cable inside your package, meaning your penis.
If you have a penis or are empathetic towards any penises, a new case report published in the journal Urology Case Reports may make you cringe. For the case report, a team from University College Hospital in London, United Kingdom (Ioannis Loufopoulos, Konstantinos Kapriniotis, Clio Kennedy, Sabareen Huq, Thomas Reid, and Ashwin Sridhar) detailed what happened to a 15-yeard-old boy who decided to insert a USB cable into his urethra, the opening of his penis.
Although USB stands for Universal Serial Bus and “universal” seems to imply “everywhere,” there are limits to where a USB cable should go. For example, it typically should not go in your spaghetti. Instead, people tend to use USB cables to connect computers to peripheral devices such as cameras, printers, scanners, and storage devices. Note that this list does not include your penis. And, in general, your penis usually doesn’t qualify as a peripheral device, regardless of what you may call it. Your penis is not something that can be removed and attach to different things that easily.
Nonetheless, the saga described in the case report began when the teen decided to insert the USB cable into his penis via his urethra. Now such a statement usually begs a follow-up question, such as “why the heck did he do that,” rather than a response like “naturally” or “of course, he did.” Well, the teen eventually told doctors that he did it “to measure the length of his penis triggered by sexual curiosity.” But let’s not get ahead of the story, so to speak.
When he tried to remove the USB cable from his urethra, he couldn’t. Instead he noticed blood in his urine. This prompted him to go to the emergency department. Doctors first tried using a scope to remove the cable. And in this case, scope didn’t mean a kaleidoscope, a telescope, or mouthwash.
Rigid Surgical Urethroscope
Pictures here is a rigid cystoscope. (Photo: Getty) getty
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Instead, they inserted a rigid cystoscope into his urethra. Such a scope can have either a blade or laser that can cut away tissue inside the urethra to help loosen and remove the cable. While the words “blade”, “laser”, or “cut” next to the words “urethra” and “penis” may seem plenty, like “OMG,” invasive, it is actually the less invasive way of dealing with a urethra problem. However, this procedure could not remove the cable due to a knot in the USB cable. That led to the patient being transferred to the University College Hospital department with deeper experience and expertise.
There, the adolescent asked to be examined without his mother present. After all, this wouldn’t be your usual mother-son conversation. The adolescent then described to the doctors who authored the case report all that had transpired. The doctors found no evidence of any pre-existing physical or mental health issues.
Next, the doctors checked X-rays to confirm “the exact position and shape of the formatted knot, and the patient was transferred to the theatre,” in the words of the case report. Here, theatre meant operating room and not a movie theater or a Broadway-type theater. This wouldn’t have been the time to see The Phantom of the Opera.
In the operating room, surgeons made an incision into his penis, noticed that the cable had been cut in two segments, and then removed both segments. After sewing up his urethra and penis, the surgeons then inserted catheters so that urine could bypass the affected area for a while to allow it to heal. Two weeks later, doctors checked the area, didn’t find any leakage or excessive scar tissue, and removed the catheters.
This certainly was not the first case of someone trying to insert an object into his urethra. Where there’s a hole, there’s a way. The case report mentioned a whole lot of other things that people have put into their urethras. This included other reports of needles, pins, iron wires, pistachio shells, plastic forks, spoons, metal screws, aluminum, pieces of cardboard or paper, staples, writing utensils such as pens and pencils, coaxial cables, spray foam sealant, and other objects, as described by a publication in Urology. Yes, apparently you could fill a desk drawer with things that people have put in their urethras.
Your penis, of course, is not a purse, pocket, or a pin cushion. You shouldn’t be telling anyone, “want me to carry that for you? I can put it in my penis.” It’s a bad idea to store anything in your penis besides happiness and whatever happens to already be inside your penis naturally. If you want to measure the length of your penis, there is something called a ruler. If your answer is, “well the ruler is not long enough,” then use two rulers, a tape measure, or GPS. Or snap yourself back to that thing called reality.
If you want sexual excitement, there are plenty of other options such as talking dirty or discussing stock portfolios. And if you tend to do unusual and risky things when you are drunk, either don’t drink alcohol or wear a cast iron chastity belt whenever you do.
If you want to keep from getting someone pregnant, try a condom instead. Just last month, I covered for Forbes the case of a man who used an epoxy adhesive to seal off the opening of his penis before having sex with his partner. This was an example of not having a glue about contraception.
There are many reasons why you shouldn’t be putting things close to or into your urethra besides, “ooooooouuuch!!!!” You can introduce bacteria or other pathogens that can cause nasty infections. You can damage the inside of the urethra so that narrowing of urethral structures may occur, which in turn can block the passage of urine. You can puncture the urethra or even your bladder, which can be a surgical emergency. Oh, and in case all of these other issues don’t raise concerns, you can damage your ability to have an erection.
CeBIT 2011
There are things called USB dongles. But they are supposed to be inserted into you computer and not your, well you get the picture. (Photo by Sean Gallup/Getty Images) Getty Images
It’s a bad idea in general to put any computer equipment and accessories in your body. Sure they don’t tend to have warnings on their packages such as “do not use on your penis.” Similarly, your penis doesn’t come with warning labels. Nevertheless, keep such equipment away from your equipment. A USB Wi-fi stick may be called a dongle, but that doesn’t mean that a USB cable should go into your, well, you get the picture.
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At least this one didn't require surgery:
link: Boy stuck 31 magnetic balls up his penis which got stuck in bladder for 70 days | Metro News (https://metro.co.uk/2019/11/16/boy-stuc ... -11167538/)
Boy stuck 31 magnetic balls up his penis which got stuck in bladder for 70 days
These are the 31 magnetic balls that were inside a 12-year-old boy’s bladder after he got them stuck up his penis.
The child said he forced them up there while ‘exploring his anatomy’ and was rushed to hospital two months later after experiencing severe abdominal pains.
Buckyballs are popular toys sold in the form of metal spheres, which can be stacked into any shape.
Urologist Doctor Wang Jun said the pieces were ‘very difficult to retrieve’ due to their magnetic properties.
He said: ‘They tend to slip when trying to grasp them, or they form a large ball-shaped cluster.’
At first it was not immediately clear to medics what was causing the young patient’s abdominal pains.
Dr Wang said: ‘It didn’t appear to us to be a gastrointestinal problem, so we pulled him aside and asked him.
‘He admitted that, about 70 days earlier, he inserted Buckyballs into his urethra.’
In the end doctors had to fill the boy’s bladder with air to make it easier to locate and grab the Buckyballs, avoiding the need for more invasive surgery.
The boy, from Wuhan, capital of China’s Hubei Province, is expected to make a full recovery.
link: Boy stuck 31 magnetic balls up his penis which got stuck in bladder for 70 days | Metro News (https://metro.co.uk/2019/11/16/boy-stuc ... -11167538/)
Boy stuck 31 magnetic balls up his penis which got stuck in bladder for 70 days
These are the 31 magnetic balls that were inside a 12-year-old boy’s bladder after he got them stuck up his penis.
The child said he forced them up there while ‘exploring his anatomy’ and was rushed to hospital two months later after experiencing severe abdominal pains.
Buckyballs are popular toys sold in the form of metal spheres, which can be stacked into any shape.
Urologist Doctor Wang Jun said the pieces were ‘very difficult to retrieve’ due to their magnetic properties.
He said: ‘They tend to slip when trying to grasp them, or they form a large ball-shaped cluster.’
At first it was not immediately clear to medics what was causing the young patient’s abdominal pains.
Dr Wang said: ‘It didn’t appear to us to be a gastrointestinal problem, so we pulled him aside and asked him.
‘He admitted that, about 70 days earlier, he inserted Buckyballs into his urethra.’
In the end doctors had to fill the boy’s bladder with air to make it easier to locate and grab the Buckyballs, avoiding the need for more invasive surgery.
The boy, from Wuhan, capital of China’s Hubei Province, is expected to make a full recovery.
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This is an example of our society dumbing down. the 57 Chevy Bel-air manual had instructions how to adjust the valves. the manual on today's cars? tells you not to drink the contents of the battery. We could have our own Darwin awards section for idiots who manage to geld themselves and taking themselves out of the gene pool.
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This is why I think there is a push to more and more electronic safety features, and even self-driving cars: people are too stupid to learn to drive.
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Paolo wrote: Thu Sep 23, 2021 9:12 pm This is why I think there is a push to more and more electronic safety features, and even self-driving cars: people are too stupid to learn to drive.
I think it is less they don't know how to drive than they don't know how to put the *&(*@&#$ phone down and concentrate on driving.
Of course, I also think buying a car with a manual transmission/stick shift is a great insurance policy against getting car jacked, at least here in the USA. They'd hold you up and try to steal the car, then wouldn't be able to drive it.
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Losethem (imported) wrote: Fri Sep 24, 2021 7:24 am Of course, I also think buying a car with a manual transmission/stick shift is a great insurance policy against getting car jacked, at least here in the USA. They'd hold you up and try to steal the car, then wouldn't be able to drive it.
Love you solution. No chips. No gears and levers. Just counting on human abilities.