Check your Toilets

[Paolo]

Berlin AP, full text:

BERLIN (AP) — A man in Austria was bitten by a 1.6-meter (5 1/4-foot) python during an early-morning visit to the toilet at his home on Monday, police said.

The reptile, which apparently escaped from a neighbor’s apartment and may have slithered through the drains, was cleaned and handed back to its owner.

The 65-year-old victim “felt a ‘nip’ in the genital area” shortly after sitting on the toilet at home in Graz just after 6 a.m., according to a statement from police in Styria province. He then looked into the toilet and discovered the albino reticulated python.

The snake apparently had escaped unnoticed from the apartment of the man’s 24-year-old neighbor. It wasn’t immediately possible to figure out how it escaped and how it got into the toilet, but police said it may have made its way through the drains.

A reptile expert was called to retrieve the snake, which was returned to his owner. Police said the younger man kept 11 non-venomous constrictor snakes and a gecko in his apartment, in terrariums and drawers. He faces an investigation on suspicion of causing bodily harm by negligence.

The victim sustained only minor injuries, police said.

[Valery_V (imported)]

Berlin AP, full text:

BERLIN (AP) — A man in Austria was bitten by a 1.6-meter (5 1/4-foot) python during an early-morning visit to the toilet at his home on Monday, police said.

The reptile, which apparently escaped from a neighbor’s apartment and may have slithered through the drains, was cleaned and handed back to its owner.

The 65-year-old victim

“felt a ‘nip’ in the genital area”

shortly after sitting on the toilet at home in Graz just after 6 a.m., according to a statement from police in Styria province. He then looked into the toilet and discovered the albino reticulated python.

The snake apparently had escaped unnoticed from the apartment of the man

’s 24-year-old neighbor. It wasn’

t immediately possible to figure out how it escaped and how it got into the toilet, but police said it may have made its way through the drains.

A reptile expert was called to retrieve the snake, which was returned to his owner. Police said the younger man kept 11 non-venomous constrictor snakes and a gecko in his apartment, in terrariums and drawers. He faces an investigation on suspicion of causing bodily harm by negligence.

The victim sustained only minor injuries, police said.

https://cbs6albany.com/newsletter-daily ... -in-toilet

Too big to get out of the toilet. I would be horrified if I found it at home!

[Arab Nights (imported)]

Back in the good old days when men were men and shitters were wooden, the most common place for black widow bites was on dicks hanging down from the hole and into the dark space where they had webs to catch flies.

[Valery_V (imported)]

Why More People are Finding Snakes in the Toilet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_9SGBIsDOQ

[cutnbulls2ox (imported)]

A man s dick and balls hanging down would look like an ideal meal for a hungry snake.

Imagine the intense pain of a black widow spider s nero toxin venom on men s nerve rich penis and scrotum !