My 1970's Boyhood.

[TopManFL (imported)]

I couldn't agree more. I loved the Sear catalogs. Both male and female were hot. Loved it. I would rather the full budges and flexed thighs in the men, and loved the women in lingerie. Oh the dilemma...

I have three brothers and between the Sears and the JC Penny's catalog, I wonder - looking back - why the underwear pages weren't stuck together.

Besides adult legal porn*online being so available as jerk-off material, two things about the internet generation are very different.

1. They wank with their non-dominant hand. Makes sense as they are using their dominant on the mouse or touchpad and don't want to get lube or gonad goo all over it.

2. Instead of cleaning up with their gym shirt, they cover up with a sock to finish tossing off. It's a seriously good idea - don't know why I didn't think of it as it would have stopped the sticky eye problem.

TMFL

*Also, I know with all my heart that when someone intent on using online porn to spank the monkey clicks the box that says they are over 18, that they never lie.

[Paolo]

Oh yeah, no one ever lies...

I remember back in the good old days of Windows 98, someone had been going to a porn site and didn't know to clear history, etc.

The boys were 11 and 9, I think. They tried to blame it on their little brother.

He was 3.

[Valery_V (imported)]

Oh yeah, no one ever lies...

I remember back in the good old days of Windows 98, someone had been going to a porn site and didn't know to clear history, etc.

The boys were 11 and 9, I think. They tried to blame it on their little brother.

He was 3.

Our office had a shared computer in the common living room. It had to be constantly "cleaned". It was impossible to turn it on in the presence of ladies! Sometimes it was necessary to "demolish" Windows-98 ... It turned out that some porn sites with viruses were registered in the operating system .

[Valery_V (imported)]

I am a very adventurous eater. I've eaten frog legs, rattlesnake, alligator, squirrel, venison, mudbugs, reindeer, and most likely a few other things growing up that my dad would drag home from his hunting trips in the Everglades.

Without hesitation, I would eat swinging beef. I've even looked up how to cook it and where on the internet to buy it. But, oh, hey howdy, is it expensive and I'm less interested in frozen than fresh. There are quite a few cattle ranches around where I live and I've even sorta looked to see if I can buy locally sourced calf testicles but, I think I'd have to know someone and none of them have information online about it. One day, I'll be somewhere and order it off the menu but, I'd rather cook it at home. I have more or less figured out that if you roll it in cornmeal and deep fat fry it, it cums out really good. Then again, a piece of cardboard soaked in milk rolled in cornmeal, and deep fat fried wouldn't be half bad.

TMFL

Everglades U.S. National Park. There, speak it is unsafe. It is a lot of dangerous creatures!

[TopManFL (imported)]

Everglades U.S. National Park. There, speak it is unsafe. It is a lot of dangerous creatures!

Yes. I've been in it many times. Hunting, camping, airboat rides, and when in school we "volunteered" to pick up trash from an area where people would "hang out" and fail to carry out their trash.

[Slammr (imported)]

I am a very adventurous eater. I've eaten frog legs, rattlesnake, alligator, squirrel, venison, mudbugs, reindeer, and most likely a few other things growing up that my dad would drag home from his hunting trips in the Everglades.

Without hesitation, I would eat swinging beef. I've even looked up how to cook it and where on the internet to buy it. But, oh, hey howdy, is it expensive and I'm less interested in frozen than fresh. There are quite a few cattle ranches around where I live and I've even sorta looked to see if I can buy locally sourced calf testicles but, I think I'd have to know someone and none of them have information online about it. One day, I'll be somewhere and order it off the menu but, I'd rather cook it at home. I have more or less figured out that if you roll it in cornmeal and deep fat fry it, it cums out really good. Then again, a piece of cardboard soaked in milk rolled in cornmeal, and deep fat fried wouldn't be half bad.

TMFL

Helped a cousin's uncle who had a small ranch with roundup when I was sixteen or so. I helped hold the calves while Frank, the uncle, castrated them. Their balls went in a bucket and we had them for dinner that night. Called them 'calf-fries.' Battered and fried, they were actually quite good.

[TopManFL (imported)]

Helped a cousin's uncle who had a small ranch with roundup when I was sixteen or so. I helped hold the calves while Frank, the uncle, castrated them. Their balls went in a bucket and we had them for dinner that night. Called them 'calf-fries.' Battered and fried, they were actually quite good.

I have friends that have worked on farms castrating calves. One worked on a pretty big farm and they would have the older teenagers from around the area work the day helping. They've said that the most important skill is to be able to count to two. Slice the scrotum open, pull the testicle down and scrape the cords to seal them and remove them. Don't forget the 2nd ball!

Then, they were paid partly in buckets of testicles that their mothers were waiting for to make dinner. Brings the idea of a barter economy to a new viewpoint.

Although I'd eat the calf-fries, I'm not sure about cutting the balls out of a calf. His butthole is kinda pointed right there and I'm thinking at least one guy gets ... you get the point.

TMFL

[Valery_V (imported)]

Helped a cousin's uncle who had a small ranch with roundup when I was sixteen or so. I helped hold the calves while Frank, the uncle, castrated them. Their balls went in a bucket and we had them for dinner that night. Called them 'calf-fries.' Battered and fried, they were actually quite good.

At 16, I would have behaved the same way. I remember how we were fishing from a boat on the lake. Fishing was carried out with a fishing rod with a spoon. However, the eye of another victim served as the bait. Now I couldn't fish like that. This is too cruel. I flinch when I remember my unfeeling behavior. And I'm still ashamed. But we strung the catch on metal rods and smoked it. It seemed very tasty!

[cutnbulls2ox (imported)]

I am a very adventurous eater. I've eaten frog legs, rattlesnake, alligator, squirrel, venison, mudbugs, reindeer, and most likely a few other things growing up that my dad would drag home from his hunting trips in the Everglades.

Without hesitation, I would eat swinging beef. I've even looked up how to cook it and where on the internet to buy it. But, oh, hey howdy, is it expensive and I'm less interested in frozen than fresh. There are quite a few cattle ranches around where I live and I've even sorta looked to see if I can buy locally sourced calf testicles but, I think I'd have to know someone and none of them have information online about it. One day, I'll be somewhere and order it off the menu but, I'd rather cook it at home. I have more or less figured out that if you roll it in cornmeal and deep fat fry it, it cums out really good. Then again, a piece of cardboard soaked in milk rolled in cornmeal, and deep fat fried wouldn't be half bad.

TMFL

Balls taste great ! They taste just like our man semen but concentrated countless times into thick paste. The largest inner ball structures are gristly, like squid. But the tiny tubes that hatch sperm and testosterone are very soft and tasty. That soft pulp packed with assembly lines of sperm in production make up the bulk of the gonad interior. They almost melt in your mouth !

Butcher shops should be able to special order testicles from any male meat animals. Call around to see which butcher shops offer the balls you want. Calf, bull, pig, ram, goat, horses in europe, all kinds.

They keep me horny and erect for days after eating them. I could fuck any holes after being super fueled by cooked gonads.

[cutnbulls2ox (imported)]

Everglades U.S. National Park. There, speak it is unsafe. It is a lot of dangerous creatures!

The Everglades are great fun. Just do lots of research on what is dangerous before you go. And don t go alone. I got rousted out of my pickup truck in the early morning by a female police officer. I was camping naked in August heat in my cab to avoid the gators and mosquitos. She woke me up by pounding her flashlight on my window and shining it in my eyes. After she determined that I was not drunk or drugged, she asked me to cover up. I asked her why she woke me up ? She said it was far too dangerous camping way out by myself. I said the gators can t get in my truck. She said its the humans that are dangerous.